Any Ideas for What I Should Do With My Broken Ski?

[pdub247]

I snapped on a bad land off a killer kicker and the skis are useless to me. Should i hang them on my wall of fame or can i cut them down to make some sort of f*** up snowblades. A little help here guys.

Sgt. Walsh

 

[JazzyJ]

id put em on my wall

 

[DJCrazyA]

shove it in your urethra

 

[$$SPINNERS$$]

you could make a chair frame and use them as a seat if they arn't in splinters

 

[DJCrazyA]

no but for real, bolt it to your wall

 

[skisebski]

wall man.

 

[seemeski]

this is what I would do: get new skis, and spend all my free and useless time trying to put it back together.

 

[VKarma185]

toilet lid baby. i've always wanted to do that

 

[niels.]

like eat it or something?

 

[RAGGAMUFFIN]

Burn them, give them as an offering to the snow gods.

 

[dorikin]

Figure out how to mount them to the fork of a mtn bike. That would be sick.

 

[eastcoast101]

shove it up your f'n ass you idiot, why would you even bother writing that crap on here? + you probably didnt break it skiing, cause you suck ass. you probably broke them jamming htem in your cheap ass car

 

[$$SPINNERS$$]

you could also try warrenty, just a thought

 

[JamesB]

cut em and use em for urban...

 

[stevoid]

Wait til a long dry stretch, no fresh snow for like 2 weeks, and burn them in some crazy ceremony as an offering to the snow gods.

 

[skiierman]

Drill a hole though the tip and wear it as a gangsta style necklace.

 

[asac]

hey walsh, how about i take your skis and ram them up your ass.

 

[Gnarshred]

take the still good ski and make it into like a slalom water ski.

 

[twintipteles]

hahaha, or a doo rag

 

[salamander]

u can make a snow-scooter. heres what u do. u cut the ski about three quarters up from the back, u take the long piece and get some metal srews and screw done through the scooter and through the skis with ur back tip facing forward and have it so there is still the gap to where the wheel used to be. now u take the tip of the ski( the smaller piece) and mount it with the tip forward where the wheel used to be. make sure the skis under there are far anough so u can turn the front part and not hit the other ski. u will have to file the edges on the front steering tip so u can turn. then, take it to the snow and have urself a blast

 

[ATLskier]

leave this site now you douche bag. You need to shove your own skis up your 12 year old vagina. Stop posting stupid shit like that when a kid wants to do something to his broken ski. Go fuck a dumpster.

 

[marik]

settle down

 

[D-40]

find some duct tape and use your imagination, or super super glue

 

[MitchPee]

my thoughts exactly

 

[Potatoes]

break the other one, and make a sweet chair.

 

[Subjekt]

send them to cuba in hopes to save more refuges. on second thought, dont do that.

 

[J.D.]

Yup. Sacrifice to Ullr.

 

[lalalalaura]

Throw it at your enemies.

Leave is somewhere really public, to gain awareness for newschool skiing.

People will be all "what the hell is that beautiful beautiful object? OH MY GOODNESS! I DIDN'T KNOW SKIING WAS COOL AGAIN! LET'S ALL GO SUPPORT RIDER-DRIVEN COMPANIES TO ENSURE CORE-PROGRESSION OF NEWSCHOOL STUNT SKIING!"

well uh, it's a long shot

 

[roadgaptoneckgrind]

The bindings ripped out of my libertys last year...I was pissed. Then I got drunk and broke em in two.

 

[CBROOKS]

i have my broken skis mounted on my wall.

 

[Lax_Bro40]

BAHAHAHHAHAHA i can picture that

 

[Petecanski]

Use it as a spatula.

 

[Cheeseninja]

Flip your burgers

(Don't use it for french toast though, because that's not manly.)

 

[pdub247]

They are definetly goin on my wall next to my narly ski poster. I'll never forget that kicker for sure

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[JONNYZ]

make a steeze chair

 

[vesko_p]

Throw them at people

 

[iridefattwins]

is it broken in 1/2? or close to the tail/tip ? if its broken in the center or close to then use the ski as a ski for a GT

 

[mk2]

sacrificial offering to ullr

 

[zepscratch]

make a chair

 

[asac]

READ THIS. This kid has never hit a kicker in his life, nevermind broken a ski on one. Walsh, get off this site right now.

 

[Ruski]

one of the last printed Freeze mags had good ideas no? build a mailbox or a fence

 

[steevner]

that's the est and most realistic idea yet.

or

make a rail out of 'em

 

[STAUSS]

hey man, your the fucking idiot that sent me some bullshit message about being a wanna be nig... what the fuck? + you said i couldnt ski... as long as you have never skied w/ me, youd best shut the fuck up. and what the fuck is the point of this post?

 

[President]

who the hell is he

 

[knotbox]

killa kicker hahahahaha dope yo.... dope

 

[RustyPlanks]

Carefully carve millions of tiny rabbits out of them and release them back to the wild. Breed Love not hate.

 

[lawless]

I make skateboards out of old skis...

just use the front half of both skis and attach trucks..