you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
I live near Salt Lake City! Anchorage Alaska to be exact. I can come over anytime! But please mind my small asian pee pee, for he can be shy sometimes and succumb himself into my crotch, thuse dissapearing into a dangling peice of wrinkly skin, accompanied by a really tight nutsack.....so when you wanna meet???
I do like girls. You are gay. You have a blond man's face for an icon. What do you collect collectible toys or something? Gawd.
I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.