Any actual doctors on NS?

Op has aids?

Theres at least one doctor who posted on ns pretty recently. I destroyed them. Theres probably a few of them, might not be active tho
 
12951285:Spss said:
Op has aids?

Theres at least one doctor who posted on ns pretty recently. I destroyed them. Theres probably a few of them, might not be active tho
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19 yr old engineering student smarter than an MD. Only on NS
 
12951300:.Hugo. said:
Im a doctor, but I only do doctor stuff with buttholes
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Yep, sounds like you need a b-hole inspection. You'd be surprised what a wiener leaves behind.
 
Reporting in.

My preemptive differential diagnosis is pointing towards either: "a rupture of the tunica albuginea" or "OP has AIDS."
 
OP - "Something is wrong with my dick... hmmmm. Oh! I'll post on Newschoolers! They will certainly give me medical help!"
 
12951452:omnidata said:
Reporting in.

My preemptive differential diagnosis is pointing towards either: "a rupture of the tunica albuginea" or "OP has AIDS."
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Lawrence for the last time, dismembering beautiful nordic women and preparing their bodies in fantastic gourmet dishes doesn't make you a licensed physician!
 
12970472:Lou. said:
OP - "Something is wrong with my dick... hmmmm. Oh! I'll post on Newschoolers! They will certainly give me medical help!"
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Exactly the thought process. Turned out to be a ruptured urethra.
 
12970603:Upped.Ante.Media said:
Exactly the thought process. Turned out to be a ruptured urethra.
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Ahhhhh yes the ruptured urethra, most common from receiving excessive anal intercourse. No cure is known, though homemade remedies such as inserting bananas into one's affected area or disconnection of one's genitalia from body have been known to do the trick.

-Dr. squirrely M.D.
 
12951323:Wallisch_pl said:
Inb4 tiny dick zzz
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Sup bro, if you didn't want to see it you shouldn't have asked. Anyway OP my guess is you want to send me some kind of picture because a small white bump that's not painful appeared on the shaft of your dick. There's a skin lesion going around and it's not an STD, but if that is not whats going on then send me a PM, with words i don't want to see your dick, and I can try my best to help you out.
 
12951300:.Hugo. said:
Im a doctor, but I only do doctor stuff with buttholes
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I was once a drug dealer, it's basically the same thing. Just take 5 penis pills and 12 enemas daily for 1 week and you'll be all better.
 
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