Anti waxxers

ajbski

ajbski

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i thought that i didnt need the waccine, but i was wrong. i had to skate pretty much all the way to lip to clear.

i went to my truck, heat up a piece of metal with my camp stove, waccinated my skis, and it was immediately better.

if interested, i can show you guys how to do parking lot waccinations. some guy offered me a $100 to do his board.

(im on pain killers)
 
I am trying to get my significant other waccinated but they are anti waccine. What do I do?

Significant other : my clapped rossis
 
I honestly don’t trust the waxxine. So bad for my bases. Can’t let the government know where I am either there’s def microchips in the stuff. Hasn’t been out long enough for me to trust it, I’ll stick to the swix race waxxine.
 
if any of you were CONSIDERATE of OTHERS you’d get waxxed right away…

smh ignorant ass kids, hospitals are overflown rn because of unwaxxed assholes like you
 
"my friends uncle got the wax, and he overshot the jump all the way into the parking lot. its untested and dangerous"
 
14489793:tootspace said:
This post was funded by big wax you can’t fool me
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This man speaks the truth, just big wax propaganda. Big wax has been suffering ever since the electric light bulb was invented and people stopped buying as many candles.
 
apparently racers are getting waxxed on a weekly basis.

how many boosters are too many? when will it stop?
 
My vishnus were waxxinated for the first time last month thanks to @kylerstephan and I honestly didn't like it but on all other skis I only enjoy riding if they got the waxxine
 
14489873:ajbski said:
apparently racers are getting waxxed on a weekly basis.

how many boosters are too many? when will it stop?
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boosters have been around since before the waxxine, it’s pretty standard given the annual shin bang. but new boosters twice a year? next thing they’ll be saying is i need powder bunnies to prolong my pole life.
 
14489911:weatcoast said:
He permabanned or did he just quit
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Perma

Well, Perma banned after making a bunch of accounts and saying some pseudo threatening/generally just off the wall stuff. So I guess he quit doing that

**This post was edited on Dec 12th 2022 at 5:56:53pm
 
My new skis came already waccinated!!

This is absolutely despicable. Whats next wax that colors the snow to show who is and isn't waccinated.
 
i recently got a fake proof of waccination from my local ski shop. do you guys think ill be good to travel to mammoth in the spring?
 
Everyone should know that waxing your skies helps OTHERS ski faster and glide rails easier. Unwaxinated skiers are a threat to everyone on the hill. So inconsiderate.#Science
 
imagine being dumb enough to believe that you had a good waxx job, while simultaneously being worried that the unwaxxed guy next to you will slow you down.
 
14489805:ajbski said:
"my friends uncle got the wax, and he overshot the jump all the way into the parking lot. its untested and dangerous"
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Hahaha. So true. The risks of waxing outweigh the benefits!
 
14490498:Lafam said:
imagine being dumb enough to believe that you had a good waxx job, while simultaneously being worried that the unwaxxed guy next to you will slow you down.
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this kinda wax job would def slow me down

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Wax em both

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14490497:MaryO said:
Everyone should know that waxing your skies helps OTHERS ski faster and glide rails easier. Unwaxinated skiers are a threat to everyone on the hill. So inconsiderate.#Science
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What the fuck. What a blast from the past.
 
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