Anti-smoking propaganda in the XGames

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If you watched the XGames stream last night, you definitely noticed the logo below.

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This is the hallmark of an anti-tobacco propaganda machine, a corporate entity dedicated to eradicating one of the most badass things you can do: smoking. This post is meant to provide some pro-smoking content to the world of freestyle skiing to balance out the roar of governments and companies trying to take away your autonomy.

Reasons to Smoke:

1. You look cool as fuck when you smoke. Don't believe me? Ask James Dean, or Kurt Cobain, or even JFK (all of whom got truckloads of puss).

2. It's the ultimate way to kill time on a lift. Bored? Have a dart - the lift ride will zip by and you'll be skiing again way faster.

3. It activates caffeine. The ski industry is built on energy drinks, and if you're not hacking a dart with your morning Monster then you're fucking up. Nicotine and caffeine twist together in your brain to make you the most alert you've ever been.

4. Smoking adds a layer to your personality. It makes you mysterious (girls love that shit).

5. Smoking gives you an excuse to leave any conversation at any point in time. Gaper trying to explain why his Supershapes are twice the ski of your Blends? Light a dart and he'll fuck off.

I hope this post has allowed you all to reverse some of the propaganda conditioning caused by the XGames. Cheers.
 
topic:GKS said:
If you watched the XGames stream last night, you definitely noticed the logo below.

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This is the hallmark of an anti-tobacco propaganda machine, a corporate entity dedicated to eradicating one of the most badass things you can do: smoking. This post is meant to provide some pro-smoking content to the world of freestyle skiing to balance out the roar of governments and companies trying to take away your autonomy.

Reasons to Smoke:

1. You look cool as fuck when you smoke. Don't believe me? Ask James Dean, or Kurt Cobain, or even JFK (all of whom got truckloads of puss).

2. It's the ultimate way to kill time on a lift. Bored? Have a dart - the lift ride will zip by and you'll be skiing again way faster.

3. It activates caffeine. The ski industry is built on energy drinks, and if you're not hacking a dart with your morning Monster then you're fucking up. Nicotine and caffeine twist together in your brain to make you the most alert you've ever been.

4. Smoking adds a layer to your personality. It makes you mysterious (girls love that shit).

5. Smoking gives you an excuse to leave any conversation at any point in time. Gaper trying to explain why his Supershapes are twice the ski of your Blends? Light a dart and he'll fuck off.

I hope this post has allowed you all to reverse some of the propaganda conditioning caused by the XGames. Cheers.
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Second all of this
 
topic:GKS said:
if you're not hacking a dart with your morning Monster then you're fucking up. Nicotine and caffeine twist together in your brain to make you the most alert you've ever been.
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plus the poop right after is gonna be great!!
 
If you read the anti-smoking propaganda in the Xgames thread today, you definitely noticed the logo below.

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This is the hallmark of a pro-tobacco propaganda machine, an individual dedicated to promoting one of the worst things you can do: smoking. This post is meant to provide some anti-smoking content to the world of freestyle skiing to balance out the autism of OP and zoomers trying to be cool.

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2021 at 3:47:27pm
 
#1 reason: lmao so what you're saying is smoking causes premature death in a traumatic way?

#3 reason: hahahahaha haha woof. Fun fact: Nicotine actually induces CYP1A2 enzymes involved in caffeine metabolism, inherently making caffeine LESS effective (complete opposite of what you said). This is why smokers can drink a fuck ton of coffee.

You forgot one other reason to smoke: you'll smell like shit so all the chicks will dig you.

Anyway, carry on loser.
 
I really, really, REALLY hate when someone spokes on the lift in front of me. Whether it’s one chair in front of me or several, I absolutely hate it. It doesn’t matter if it’s a cig or a joint, I do not want to be unwillingly subjected to your smoke.
 
14235915:iFlip said:
I really, really, REALLY hate when someone spokes on the lift in front of me. Whether it’s one chair in front of me or several, I absolutely hate it. It doesn’t matter if it’s a cig or a joint, I do not want to be unwillingly subjected to your smoke.
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Nothing worse than hiking a rail and someone lighting one up. Motherfucker I'm already out of shape dont need to be inhaling your smoke while repetitively walking up this hill.
 
14235845:TRVP_ANGEL said:
If you read the anti-smoking propaganda in the Xgames thread today, you definitely noticed the logo below.

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This is the hallmark of a pro-tobacco propaganda machine, an individual dedicated to promoting one of the worst things you can do: smoking. This post is meant to provide some anti-smoking content to the world of freestyle skiing to balance out the autism of OP and zoomers trying to be cool.

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2021 at 3:47:27pm
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Trvp calling other people autistic is peak comedy
 
Every time I see a Real Cost ad during xgames it makes me wanna drive to the nearest gas station and pick up a pack of American Spirits.
 
14235885:Rotten_Trumpkins said:
#1 reason: lmao so what you're saying is smoking causes premature death in a traumatic way?

#3 reason: hahahahaha haha woof. Fun fact: Nicotine actually induces CYP1A2 enzymes involved in caffeine metabolism, inherently making caffeine LESS effective (complete opposite of what you said). This is why smokers can drink a fuck ton of coffee.

You forgot one other reason to smoke: you'll smell like shit so all the chicks will dig you.

Anyway, carry on loser.
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3243019/#:~:text=In%20conclusion%2C%20this%20study%20shows,known%20to%20occur%20in%20smokers.

Lol

Also this is satire
 
14236078:GKS said:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3243019/#:~:text=In%20conclusion%2C%20this%20study%20shows,known%20to%20occur%20in%20smokers.

Lol

Also this is satire
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Well fuck me in the ass. Terrible study but holy shit I'll take it considering it's the only one lol.

My original comment still stand though. Smoking and caffeine don't synergize. Don't you satire me you evil tobacky wacky smoker.
 
14236438:Craw_Daddy said:
I start every morning with a bong rip of tobacco.
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Buy a vape expeditiously, my homie was heavy on brown bowls for like two years and he still can't fucking run because his lungs are so brutalized
 
Hahaha glad someone else said it. Lets stuff ourselves with Pacifico and fast food. Heart Disease and liver failure combined kill more people than cigs.

I proudly partake in all three in moderation and so should everyone!

14236859:rubberpantaloons said:
ah yes smoking bad but go buy this beer while simultaniously enjoying a nice nutritious and completely healthy 4 for 4 from wendys
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14236859:rubberpantaloons said:
ah yes smoking bad but go buy this beer while simultaniously enjoying a nice nutritious and completely healthy 4 for 4 from wendys
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Yeah its pretty crazy what society decides to make good and bad, booze is certainly fine in moderation, as is smoking, but nicotine is by far the most addictive, but booze is right there behind it. Problem is that we've normalized alcoholism and binge drinking and the alcohol industry provides millions in tax revenue for states so I imagine it'll stay the same for awhile. Gonna be interesting to what happens in some of these right wing states when weed is federally legalized, conservatives love money.
 
Pretty much everyone loves money. Just saying.

14236863:eheath said:
Yeah its pretty crazy what society decides to make good and bad, booze is certainly fine in moderation, as is smoking, but nicotine is by far the most addictive, but booze is right there behind it. Problem is that we've normalized alcoholism and binge drinking and the alcohol industry provides millions in tax revenue for states so I imagine it'll stay the same for awhile. Gonna be interesting to what happens in some of these right wing states when weed is federally legalized, conservatives love money.
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14236873:zues said:
Pretty much everyone loves money. Just saying.
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And religious conservatives love to go against their moral values for money, thats what im saying.
 
Lol religious people are whackos. 100% agreed upon my good friend.

14236874:eheath said:
And religious conservatives love to go against their moral values for money, thats what im saying.
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14236874:eheath said:
And religious conservatives love to go against their moral values for money, thats what im saying.
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Tbf that phenomenon is universally applicable, look at insulin manufacturers in the US
 
I wish CO advertised cannabis. That would be by far the safest product advertised at the Xgames. I mean fuck... even Jeeps have killed people before.
 
14236859:rubberpantaloons said:
ah yes smoking bad but go buy this beer while simultaniously enjoying a nice nutritious and completely healthy 4 for 4 from wendys
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i read 4 for 4 and instantly wanted the crispy chicken blt.
 
14236863:eheath said:
Yeah its pretty crazy what society decides to make good and bad, booze is certainly fine in moderation, as is smoking, but nicotine is by far the most addictive, but booze is right there behind it. Problem is that we've normalized alcoholism and binge drinking and the alcohol industry provides millions in tax revenue for states so I imagine it'll stay the same for awhile. Gonna be interesting to what happens in some of these right wing states when weed is federally legalized, conservatives love money.
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I personally cant stand the anti vaping commercials. They have these ugly as fuck loser kids saying shit like “omg im addicted!!!” “My life is ruined!!”

just because ur addicted or dependent on something doesnt mean its the end of the world.

tons of people are addicted to caffeine and live healthy lives.

also the commercials trying to ban flavored vape liquid are fucking ridiculous. They are like “omg these candy flavors are poisoning our children and making them addict nicotine fiends!!”

Who fucking cares.. honestly.
 
This sounds very libertarian of you Mr. Dolan.

THATS METAL, IN YOUR LUNGS!

14237352:DolanReloaded said:
I personally cant stand the anti vaping commercials. They have these ugly as fuck loser kids saying shit like “omg im addicted!!!” “My life is ruined!!”

just because ur addicted or dependent on something doesnt mean its the end of the world.

tons of people are addicted to caffeine and live healthy lives.

also the commercials trying to ban flavored vape liquid are fucking ridiculous. They are like “omg these candy flavors are poisoning our children and making them addict nicotine fiends!!”

Who fucking cares.. honestly.
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It was interesting when they had the real cost big air contest followed by the chainsmokers for music on the main stage.
 
14237707:theabortionator said:
It was interesting when they had the real cost big air contest followed by the chainsmokers for music on the main stage.
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Oh the irony!

but The real cost have been sponsoring the winter X games for a few years now. I think thats great! Money to keep the xgames going and a decent cause. Better than having BP sponsoring the event and having to listen to all the greenwashing bullshit every 8 minutes
 
I had to downvote because morals, but i loved your arguments.

obviously smoking is terrible and not worth it. Maybe now your argument is cool, but when you’re in your 50s or 60s, you have kids of your own, maybe even grandkids, and you wont live to see them growup because you have terminal cancer from smoking in your 20s and 30s—not fucking worth it.
 
14239669:theLiquor said:
I had to downvote because morals, but i loved your arguments.

obviously smoking is terrible and not worth it. Maybe now your argument is cool, but when you’re in your 50s or 60s, you have kids of your own, maybe even grandkids, and you wont live to see them growup because you have terminal cancer from smoking in your 20s and 30s—not fucking worth it.
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a) i don't care you removed one silly little internet point from my silly little account on this silly little website

b) it's a shitpost and not meant to be taken seriously
 
14239731:GKS said:
a) i don't care you removed one silly little internet point from my silly little account on this silly little website

b) it's a shitpost and not meant to be taken seriously
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Can't believe you're telling me this now. I started smoking after I read your original post and I cant stop
 
14240090:ReturnToMonkey said:
My roommate also starts every morning off puking his brains out. I don't even need to set an alarm clock anymore
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if u don't wake up to the clink clink clink of a bowl being ashed in the morning have u ever really lived
 
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