Annoying Teachers

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4frntmorrison

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OK so theres this teacher whos like the computer nerd of the school(mr. shultz). and we just got new lockers this year and there bitches to open, in one day i had to get a key for my locker 4 times, so some people including me decide that its a good idea to tape it to prevent it from locking. So yesterday i was talkin to my friend about it and hes like ya mr. shultz gave me d-lunch for taping my lock. and i was like what thats bullshit. and like today that dickwad (mr. shultz) comes up to me, its the end of the day and im sick of all the teachers bullshit, so he comes over gives me all this shit about how hes a teeacher and can remember names and can give out d-lunch for taping your locker. and im like ok w/e i dont really care. but like i was thinking that what is really so bad about it. he calls it defacing school property. I dont see how that is defacing school property when it comes off just fine. and also i was thinkin that he must have nothing else to do other than to check for this cuz no other teacher has said anything about it. It hasnt been in our bulliten or anything. so im tryin to find a way to let him tape our lockers since no one else seems to care. any ideas out there?

Duck in the Desert Productions
 
ask for some w d40 that will probably help your locker. and mr shluts or whatever is a really funny name. hahaha

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 
some of the teachers say its cuz i end up shuttin stuff in it but the lockers are just big enough for binders and then my back pack barely fits too

Duck in the Desert Productions
 
what does he walk around checking to see if they r taped? dude just tape all of his shit to his desk

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thats sucks

i had a big nomics sticker on my locker last year and none of the teachers said anything

and like 1/2 of it is still up

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
our computer nerd is a bulldyke, i am not even kidding either, she even has the short guy'ish bulldyke hair cut

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
yea... ever just step back and think about school and what it is all about? its really quite pointless after 8th grade...

4FRNT.

High Society.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
uhh maybe you could get outta highschool, and into the real world where people do not care

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
yeah pretty much every square inch of my locker is covered in skiing stickers, its actually pretty damn sick, and the teachers dont give a shit because our school is shitty anyways

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
yeah its a locker and it doesnt have to be locked unless you want it to.

i dont see why the teacher is a doush but if i want to leave my locker open I CAN GEESSH, its not the law to have it locked

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
i don't know if your lockers are the same as mine but just stick a pencil in it so when you shut it the level won't go down to lock it.

sms sess 4
 
highschool...

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
I put toiletpaper on teachers cars for revenge,try it, its funny

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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am and sleep until 1 pm...Others dont last after 2am

-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht

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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?

-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?

All these questions you have never asked.

 
next time just dont go to lunch and make that teacher sit with you the whole time so he never gets lunch

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
do u think that like it would be possible to talk to some other head person to see what they think and if the can make him stop being the dickwad that he is? cuz like alot of the head people at my school, if you go in with a complaint they dont care because ur just a kid and the teachers is an adult and gay shit.

Duck in the Desert Productions
 
haha yeah i just remembered the funniest thing, well this one teacher who isnt a dickwad and is the sickest teacher ever and me and him are tight cause ive had a class with him in grades 9-12, but anyways one time he just got so pissed that our class was talking and he took a small wooden lectern and just whipped it into the wall as hard as he could, and he fucking reduced it to kindling, then he just stormed out of the room and left us there for the rest of the period, it was pretty damn funny too

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i have a teacher that is a petaphile, he took pictures of me and my classmates doing poses like 'frightened' or 'angry' and i have no clue what he did with them, anyways this is my

5000th post

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Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
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