Angelina Jolie complex

[Phrosty]

This is the worst thing that can happen to a girl, she is hot as hell, perfect body, but you get a look at her mug and damn, your ready to kick her teeth in. This is most comonly know as the Angelina Jolie complex, she has a nice bod but the face of a dog.

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[gravteck]

I believe i've heard them referred to as butter girls, everything looks good but her face *slaps knee*

 

[rebel]

I think Jolie's HOT! She's got those pouty lips..... excuse me a sec

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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.

 

[skodeo7]

yeah she has some fine DSL...and I sure as hell ain't talking about my internet connection

so anyways the afformentioned topic...chicks with ugly faces...ever heard of a paper bag? 'nuff said

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'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'

 

[Krongos]

yeah, that does suck, how about the other way around, when their face is hella hot, but theyre kinda pudgy?

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[--J()nes--]

its called paper bagger...you would fuck her, just with a paperbag over her head...

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

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[Casey]

good call jones.

 

[SkierX]

Jones, you thief. Skodeo7 already mentioned paperbag. haha

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[skodeo7]

hahaha you theif!

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'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'

 

[skodeo7]

this is also refered to as 'bag and tag'

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'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'

 

[rebel]

I believe that the right thing to do in this situation is to wrap a flag around her face a nail her for your country!

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.

 

[gravteck]

Better yet, it just presents you w/ the perfect opportunity to execute a guiltless donkey punch.

 

[nealdawgdiamond]

hahahahaah a guiltless donkey punch, that is so true

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black

 

[XXXQueen]

Man, I am sorry but I think that Angelina Jolie is HOT!!! By far my the hottest chick in the whole world!

 

[Hedekar]

I think she is hot too, but beauty is only a light switch away....

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[jizack]

but have any of you ever had a double bagger? its where yoiu have to put a bag on her head and on yours just in case hers falls off.

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