andy mahre aint got shit on me

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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so that no poling, maden ridign bastard lays his claim to fame in the 'switch mario' well i figured that shit out too. i know im a little slow, but switch mario is too badass to not claim it. (insert 'claim it' hand motion)

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
Ya but he's the originator! The emancipator! The most fearsome heavyweight Switch Mario champion of the world!

Your cut. Your just hopping on the trend Josh.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Not trend. That was dumb. More like riding his coat tails to mario superstardom.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
why do i know that name?

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He rides for K2.

I beleive he's Steve Mahre's son. But don't quote me on that.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
mario?

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i feel sorry for all of you...clueless is all i can say, clueless. you might as well just go back to playing your halo 2 and whatnot...you will never reach that high of stature. how dare you?

 
i realize my peon-hood but... switch mario is fuckin awesome.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
ya, does he just press left after every move or something? mario on SNES is the only video game iplay, imust know how to do this

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
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i could get to the 8th world in no time, but fuck, i waste 30 lives trying to get through the dark screen with only the spot light...Ive never beat the game..its one of my life failures..

Edit Signature Your current signature:

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.

Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind

 
switch mario? is that like playing with the buttons facing the floor? pssshhh....if that's the case i was pulling switch tekken 3 just to piss motherfuckers off like four years ago.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
personally, i'm a switch mario kart kinda guy.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Personally, I'm a Donkey Kong kinda guy. WHAT NOW!

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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.

'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'

 
switch mario = mario running/flying backwards. oh and switcvh, he jumps like twice as far and goes like super-sprint speed.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
oh i see.....well in that case, if you ever feel like torching someone's ego, beat them while turning the controller around backwards

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
i tried it on my gameboy, it doesnt seem to work or i havent figured out the technique yet

i appoint myself official master of nothing
 
used to do that with the original Mario at the end of every level, the little fucker would dance backwards into the castle

 
some one PLEASE share the secret

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
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