AND THE WINNER IS...

[Jordan]

Ok, so I'll tell you how I did this for epic randomness.
I took all your names and put them in a excel spreadsheet (1 per person, 2 if they posted a screen shot)
then I started generating random numbers and was like wait, fuck that - I am not going to use excel with the names! I'll use another program and just use excel for the names and then used RANDOM.ORG to generate a number between 1-286 (total names in the spread sheet) and I hit the fucking "generate" button 50 times for EPIC RANDOMNESS.
AND THE NUMBER AT THE END OF THE 50 TIMES WAS.......

and who did that correlate to in the excel spreadsheet?

NEON_SNEAKERS!

He gets:
A pair of smith gogglesa NS LanyardSome HATZSTICKERZ
Two or Three pictures of his choiceProbably some other shizz I find.

annnnnnnndddddddd a pair of stickstickz ski poles of his choice!

http://sickstickz.com/2010/product/poles/

Congrats! I'll PM you for your address, happy thanksgiving everyone and thanks so much for all your support!

 

[Boob.]

fuuu

 

[1337]

sure have

 

[p-fo]

wait... what?

 

[jfxphoto]

That's so sick! congrats to him, and thanks for doing an awesome contest!!!

 

[Jordan]

?
haha

 

[alexat955]

lucky

 

[Jonny7]

lucky bastard

 

[Elmo.]

damn =(... i wish i was him

 

[p-fo]

as in... when did this start? how did i not know about it? how did people get on this spreadsheet? etc etc

 

[p-fo]

oh... i thought you broke ns for a moment there because of the mobile link

 

[Dylan_]

dillion always getting hookedup

 

[little1337]

i won?

 

[Jordan]

.balrog =/= neon sneakerzzzzzzzzzz

 

[yeahno]

neon sneakerz = Tom

RIGHT?

 

[soulskier]

you spelled "soulskier" wrong

 

[dex.]

this whole contest was a scam to get everyone to like your page

 

[jamodeo]

YAY I WINNNN!!!1!!

that's what i would've said if i had won but i dont know if i even entered oh well happy thanksgiving

 

[PaleCelery]

Dillon calderone I think

 

[Uncle_Remus]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUMMMMMMPEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! yay!

 

[DJ_Pauly_D]

Sucking dick will get you anything.

 

[PeterWojnar]

FUUUUUUUUU

I kinda wish I had won, but hey CURSE YOU, RANDOM DIGITS! maybe it would have been rigged more in my favor had I not been so adamant about Randomness...

 

[Jordan]

lol, yeah if anyone you should of enjoyed my randomness the most

 

[Evilchris]

aww but at least i was one of the 15

 

[cooper.fry]

Wanna trade places?

 

[PeterWojnar]

By the way, the fact that you generated 50 numbers and chose the last makes it no less random than had you chose the first. You just wasted some time.

Random is no more random than random random... it's like infinity is not bigger than infinity infinity.

 

[Jordan]

oh well, made it feel more random.

 

[.frenchy]

Fuck! I never win..

 

[PeterWojnar]

As long as it made you feel good about yourself, it was a good thing. Remember in kindergarten when they told you that EVERYONE is special? Especially you?

Well, it's not true, but if YOU think you're special, then you really ARE special.

 

[Gstrong]

lolwut

 

[Lemuel]

But but but, I am not neon_sneakers?

 

[blindside]

the prizes suck anywayy!!1!!!1 I didn't even enter and I still am upset I didn't win!!/1?!!

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Peter.]

KLHJAWKWIHG:LKAWHG:KLAWHGF:KLAWH: KLDFHAW:LFKH()*()*()*()

 

[Vino]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Jordan]

 

[blindside]

Sarcasm/Jest Meter
Serial -------------------------------------------X----Sarcasm/Jest

 

[fragglemuffin]

Luckaaayyy

 

[Jordan]

Probably was going for the word "serious"
hahahaha

 

[skithesprings]

me too!

 

[theabortionator]

haetrx gonna hate

 

[J-Evs]

for some reason every time i read the thread title it think it says

AND THE WEINER IS

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

two threads and already people are mad...

And I am sad, but on the up side of things I got a 2xl lrg hoodie for 18 dollars today!

 

[Jordan]

I HAVE SO MANY STICKERZ IT'S CRAZY :O

 

[deleted5]

wow after all those pm's i thought we had something

 

[Jordan]

I'll bring some for your fat ass if we go to breck!

 

[deleted5]

thanks babe sunday its a date

 

[.frenchy]

I have moar.

 

[Jordan]

Hey all, I am sorry I've not forgotten or anything - I just got the last adress that I needed, everything's been in envelopes for almost a week.
Going to the post office tomorrow lot o' stickerz coming your way.

 

[blindside]