And I'm fucked....

walshie

walshie

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Yesterday the Taaka Gods were upset with me. Went to the football game. was drunk as fuck before and then i chugged a 32 oz water bottle of oj and vodka that had 18 oz of vodka, then blacked out, harassed this girl, tried to dance ate shit, threw up all over myself.

Next the doctor at the stadium comes over supposedly i said i was sober officer and he's like no I'm not a cop and then i yelled fuck the police and I'm carried out in a stretcher to the ambulance to go to the hospital.

Anyways, my friends are the best, although now i have BIT behavior intervention team that is assigned to me to get my shit together with like 2 times a week counseling, i got fines out the ass, gonna get kicked out of university housing and yeah. fucked.
 
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So what's the point of telling us? Do you want all of NS to tear you apart for being a stupid lightweight rookie ass bitch or something?
 
i finished 5/6 of a handle of taaka 1.75l, i drank about half of it before i chugged the rest so i don't understand being lightweight
 
You passed out at a football game because you were too drunk to comprehend what the fuck was going on and then had to be brought out in an ambulance.

Sorry, maybe lightweight isn't the right word, but either way you're a bitch and nobody cares about your shitty story.
 
if this is actually true... you're retarded. That's 32 shots. There is nobody that can handle that much alcohol in one sitting and I'm surprised you didn't die.
 
What the fuck is going on? People complaining about this thread, why do it??? This is what NSG is for. OP nice story. You truly are fucked :-)
 
it's called not knowing your limits wtf did you think would happen when you chug a 1L of alcohol then go out into public.
 
last night was my homies birthday and opening day in whis. he got so fucked off beer, gin and m he was puking everywhere, possibly pissed on our floor and snorted salt, took a huge shot of gin then poured lime juice in his eye. needless to say we're not skiing today
 
Too bad this is Newschoolers or the replies would be a lot better.

Can we turn this into a survivor thread and vote op off the planet? Or at least off the internet?
 
Idiot. If you wanna talk about lightweights though, some kid at my school passed out after 7 shots at a house party. Fucking idiot.
 
So? My roommate shit all over himself and our living room last night. your problems are nothing compared to mine at the moment
 
not really sure how you figured that being "drunk as fuck" in public and then "chugging" 18 more oz of vodka would end well for you, but...okay?

i hope we can all agree that your critical thinking skills aren't the best
 
and this right here folks is exactly why the drinking age should NOT be any lower in the US. trying to drink hard liquor like it's beer and you almost get yourself fucking killed. derp.
 
Why lie on the internet about how much you drink? You think it is going to make people like you or think you are a badass or something? If you did really drink that much you wouldn't remember anything that happened or how much you drank.

Oh and I thought people stopped keeping track of how much they drank after high school.
 
Lol wut.

People don't all of sudden get stupid when they graduate high school. And not keeping track of much you drink is just flat out stupid.
 
I meant more along the lines of count every beer and shot so you can brag to your friends about how much you drank last night.

Honestly I don't keep track of how much I drink. But I can use my body as an indicator of how drunk I am. It's fairly easy to tell when you're getting to the point where you need to stop.
 
gonna take a guess and say op is under 21. so what is your point? clearly the drinking age being 21 isn't stopping him or anyone else from doing stuff like this. and if he is over 21, then still what's your point? just shows that you can be irresponsible no matter how old you are.
 
"18 oz of vodka". That's 18 shots. And he said he chugged them. That's enough to make a normal person black out. Plus he said he was drunk before.

I would pass the fuck out from that and I am not a lightweight. Well maybe I am a bit now, but a couple years ago I wasn't and I probably would have passed out from 18 shots back then as well. I chugged a mickey once and I was WASTED.

 
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