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JakeAssBeatClap

JakeAssBeatClap

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I jsut turned on the x games for the first time today. The first thing that was on is a 5 minute segment on Shaun Whites 100 scoring run. I am now going to run a tally on how many times they break topic to talk about shaun white.

This tally will run for the week. You guys can join in too.

Rules

They must be talking about something else, say Slopestyle skiing, then break topic to talk about shaun white.

If shaun white is snowboarding that doesnt count UNLESS they cut away from slopestyle or halfpipe or his run to talk about the 100 scoring run.

If they talk about his High scoring run Put An asterisk * to show that this was talking about the 100 run.

I will begin now

1*
 
I'm watching it right now, but apparently it doesn't bother me when they talk about Shaun White. The majority of kids on NS seem to go batshit crazy any time his name is mentioned. Like I said...who gives a fuck?
 
Just saw his run and jizzed all over.

Shawn white for lyfe.

Also just saw a hot chica boarder which wrecked her face but still looks really good which i think is which is relly which cool.
 
Intentionally typing like you're mentally retarded to try to be funny/sarcastic isn't working too well for you. I suggest a new strategy.
 
I like how they stopped showing a guys slopestyle run and switch to a cam centered on shaun white in the warming hut. The huy had fallen but he was still hitting the booters and honestly that's one of my favorite parts when people actually throw some style and fun in like huge 1-9s or just playful grabs.

also it didn't even look like he pressed his nose press. Looked cheater as fuck, didn't rewatch so can't be sure.

 
Yeah like last Dew Tour Gus fell or didn't have enough speed, can't remember, but he did one of the smoothest butter 7's off the crest of the landing. That was one of my favourite tricks of the whole comp.
 
his text







to: Judge





you better not let that 14 yr old kid win or else i will fucking rape your mother and kill your family you stupid little fuck and get away cuz im mothafucken shaun white :)
 
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