An ode to twin tippers

[splatters]

twin tipper skiers

oh

how i

admire thee

your grace is elegant

your flex superb

every time i see

i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers

how i wish i could be like thee

with dresses for shirts

and pretty sun glasses

every time i see

i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers

i love you so

just watching you ski

i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers

when in the lodge eating my french fries

with mayonnaise

i watch thee yearn fully from the distance

every time i see

i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers

your colors so bright

when you slide on the metal

i squeal with fright

every time i see

i jump with glee

oh twin tipper skiers

oh how i wish i was you

skis with art on them

every time i see

i jump with glee

thank you

please no hate

i love you

 

[no_steeze]

so if you're not a "twin tipper" then what are you?

 

[Aaaron.]

hahahaha.

 

[Snowgoner]

haha wtf??

 

[spliff.Life]

ummmmmmmm

 

[neon1peace]

word

 

[kstanz]

cool.......

 

[VT_scratch]

i can digg

 

[splatters]

miek what are you doing on newschoolers

 

[chapz]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Malcolm]

that was beautiful

 

[Justin.B]

 

[HR8938Cephei]

O RLY... im to lazy to find and post the pic

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

......I'm uncomfortable

 

[PhilboydStudge]

king kong...duh

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

sounds like some type of conspiracy from a snowboarding forum.

 

[DaBeesKnees]

nice, that was EPIC

 

[theblacktaco]

troll?

 

[mattridesskis]

.

 

[Shredneck]

Im confused

 

[beowulf]

ki ka king kong in da trunk

 

[THUGwife]

i actually though that was pretty gay

 

[sstricky]

yea, he needs to get rid of the "everytime i see" i jump with glee stuff

 

[wh@t]

hahahaha jump with glee.

 

[beowulf]

i actually thought you were pretty gay

 

[wh@t]

hey, what the fuck is your name?

 

[beowulf]

in latin class they call me beastius airius

man who slay beast in the arena

 

[THUGwife]

so you're a pretty big hit in your latin class...?

 

[beowulf]

i think we are forgetting the true point of this thread

 

[Big5hifty]

you speak latin even on ns come on man

 

[h_bar]

 

[wh@t]

hello there. welcome to NS forum posting.

 

[gnarlygoodski22]

more mayonnaise on the fries please!

 

[k.perkins]

 

[beowulf]

shits good

 

[splatters]

ode to my jibbings

oh jibbings how i do adore

you make me quake with delight

will you love me back i do deplore?

i will giggle with my childish fright

a teeeehe

your steezes is be bein unprecedented

when you afterboing i scratch my leg

so good its like the president

i will do my backflippings over a barrel keg

foh you my jibbings

you hang like stockings on my tree

and again i laugh with glee

so hard i want to pee

on my skis

amen

 

[Phill.]

.

 

[beowulf]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[T-Holt]

Word?

 

[Malcolm]

well now that was just crazy. you should write more

 

[Billek]

If I read the words 'Thee' and 'Glee' once more I am going to... be sad.

*looks up at what has just been typed*

Fuck.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

why are you guys all pink names now, am i out of the loop?

 

[splatters]

amen to that

 

[Literature]

Now, this is a thread.

 

[debrickshaw]

i am thoroughly confuzzled

 

[Abc567def]

not going to lie, i lol'ed a bit

 

[Travapple.]

jesus fuck

 

[short_and_steezy]

wait... what?

 

[.frenchy]

this is great.

 

[gwhitey]

wha tha fuuu?

 

[B.Pol]

Do you write these under the rainbow?