An Inconvenient Truth: Ski Lift Piss Jugs

[SupremeDeity]

Like many of you, I have to pee on the ski lift and Mummy won't let me pee off the lift because my willy will get cold. However, I have a solution: Communal Piss Jugs For Ski Lifts. There will be a 2 liter wide mouthed bottle in a cupholder on either the left or right side of the chair, and anyone who has to pee on the lift is free to use the communal piss jug. Lifties at the bottom can replace the jugs when they get full, and the piss can be used for snowmaking or something. The piss will help make the mountain more snow and eventually more profits. Thoughts?

 

[saskskier]

 

[cultrara]

This is one of the better ideas I've seen on NS.

 

[DeNuge]

I want whatever OP is on.

 

[SupremeDeity]

I want whatever OP is on.

im high on life and chicken tendies pal

 

[THEE_wizard]

Ever had a mountain do snowmaking right next to the lift? Anyone on the loft gets covered in snow. I'm very very glad that is not piss. I would probably puke if that happened, which OP would also likely suggest using for snowmaking.

 

[S.J.W]

What a shit fucking thread

 

[veng_m]

what about diseases OP, ya fukin buttface

don't ski on the yella snow

 

[last_tango]

Ever had a mountain do snowmaking right next to the lift? Anyone on the loft gets covered in snow. I'm very very glad that is not piss. I would probably puke if that happened, which OP would also likely suggest using for snowmaking.

There is much worse stuff in snowmaking water than piss.

 

[toastyteenagers]

yellow snowmaking

 

[losh]

Ive never seen a cupholder on a lift before

 

[BAYKUR]

OP do your parents happen to be first cousins?