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powder99

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STUPID STUPID STUPID, i know there are tons of threats but why do they have to make everyone feel like they are a criminal if they arent from America, im just making one connection through San fran from Canada which will put me there for an hour and i have to sign stupid visa shit talk to crazy ass customs officers. I kept screwing up this stupid Visa form and the customs officer kept making me go back to the back of a huge ass line untill i got it right, i just need to vent my anger i havent slept since thursday night and just got off a 14 hour flight to Sydney and am now waiting for my flight to New Zealand. 14 hours is way to long to be on a plane, next time i fly i best be rich so i can fly first class. I am tired ass hell and just slammed 3 red bull so im SO SO SO wiry but still tired its a wierd combination. anyways im out my plane is ready so im off to NZ, my skis better make it there or im going to FLIP

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
i was really satisfied that i hadn't showered or changed clothes in two days when they made me take my shoes off so they could search them

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
remember the south park when mr. garison comes out with the 'IT'

it was totally queer but everyone agreed it was better than what you go through at the airport

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so can i just get it with out haveing things go in and out of my ass?

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
i wish i was going to new zeland, to ski

the term \'fuck you\'actually came from \'pluck yew\' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
if i was promised skiing, i would take a 20 hour flight throught turblance if i had to. And i know how you feel about sexurity. I was going through canadian security to make a flight from ottawa to newfoundland and i had a coat on, so they asked my to take it off. I did, but didnt understand why. Then under the coat i had a sweater that zipped up, and they made me take it off as well. Now i was angery. But that wasnt all they did. They made me drink my coffee as well. They woudlnt let me thoguht till i had drank all of it. I was soo enfuriated (sp?) I hate airports. The funny part is that they wouldnt let my mom take a nail file or tweexers on, but i had some saftey pins holding a bracelte on, and they saw them and didnt care.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
i like how they give you plastic knives and meta lforks on the plane. I think a fork can stab a little better than even a metal butter knife, geez. And someone who wants to take over a plan,e unless they are dumb, would use the plastic guns develoepd by the israelis in order to take it over.

 
yeah man, u are goin to NZ to ski (well, thats what i got from it) it is prolly all worth it.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
you could use a ceramic gun too. Or just take some anthrax on the plane.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
rarely do i defend the xenophobic actions that typically characterize american diplomacy. however, that whole twin towers thing certainly validates the current paranoia. now, whether or not america deserved it, or even whether or not they dug themselves into it is an entirely different issue.

song of the week to download: 'the rat' by the walkmen

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

 
i love how i took a mach 3 and tweezers on my carry on to miami, no problem.

hell, i could have shaved and plucked peoples eyebrows on the plane! damn, those u.s. customs officers need to really step it up.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
My dad walked onto a plane this summer with a swiss army knife in his pocket that he forgot he was carrying. If he had got caught I would to think of all the garbage we would have had to deal with from security.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
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