America, F**k yeah!

[[tightpants]]

For the 4th a buddy of mine at college is having an "American Heroes" themed party. I'm trying to come up with a funny and original idea for a costume. +k for anything that makes me chuckle.

 

[GayWolf420]

themed parties bro, so flywheel bro.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

chuck norris

george bush (sarcasm)

 

[Bryan*]

paint your whole body red white and blue

 

[BrewskiJr]

and get an American flag man-thong

 

[1337]

 

[bitchezluv=]]

trailer park trash??? or george bush

 

[[tightpants]]

lolz +k

 

[ROOS.]

i thought this thread was a team america appreciation thread, but unfortunately its not, sighhhhhhh

 

[muellerc]

great idea also gget the thong to

 

[[tightpants]]

bush/chuck norris are pretty good but I'm looking for something a little more original... It doesn't really have to be a "hero" per se, basically anyone in US history

 

[Zent33zy]

if i were you i would dress as bill clinton and then just get with some hot chicks at the party, it would make sense

 

[Motherfucka]

tom wallisch

 

[[tightpants]]

it was done last year... one of my friends wore a suit and no pants. pretty hilarious

 

[Bryan*]

to the person that wrote this...

gtfo

 

[Zent33zy]

damn thennnn do the american flag thing with the thong

 

[Zent33zy]

damn thennnn do the american flag thing with the thong

 

[.AR6rider.]

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

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[Peter.]

redneck, find a confederate flag shirt

 

[[tightpants]]

that would be epic but I searched and captain america costumes aren't cheap

 

[RudyGarmisch]

My friend did it one year, lulz.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

 

[jeremy.g]

if you want a real american hero it has to be someone with a mustache. i recommend John Stossel

 

[Blurst]

Just go as a dildo. That is an american hero to thousands of girls every year in America

 

[RudyGarmisch]

If he isnt American, I dont know what is.

 

[Shredneck]

irespect you as an intermweb man mrRowen

 

[meth_time]

Go as Bin Ladin.

 

[oreopancake.]

Go as Brian Boitano.

 

[bitchezluv=]]

 

[TannerBalls]

THIS IS NOT PRISON

quit trying to gay rape our ass canada.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

hahaha classic +k

 

[maximiliaan]

ain't difficult.....

 

[Phormat]

RON BURGANDY!

 

[gus555]

sex panther

 

[.jersey]

since the title of this is from team america world police, id say dress up as someone from that and sing the theme song the whole night

 

[Queen_Selassie]

if you just wear a garbage bag you could be white trash, that is if your white