Alternate swear words

[lrob]

My mom doesn't like it when I swear around the house. Got any alternate swear words I could use when I get mad? Lets hear 'em!

 

[No.Quarter]

fuck

 

[nagger]

fuck

 

[whoa-dere]

i saw a bitch wearing a shirt that says "fcuk" today haha so trash

 

[errrka]

ask the mormons

 

[lrob]

Haha, I knew this would happen

 

[CheddarJack]

Oh Mylanta

 

[Chunter]

just call her a cunt and she'll get over herself. don't let haters like your mom bring you down OP.

 

[SFB]

your mom sounds like a fucking faggot.

 

[nagger]

fcuk is a clothing store

 

[PartyHon]

dios mio(oh my god)

i say that in tennis a bunch. or ay caramba

 

[Kebec]

French Connection United Kingdom...

 

[RimJobber]

next time she gets on you tell her:

Shut the fuck up mom!

Youre an old hairy cunt and dont know what the fucks up

or just pop a bitch

 

[jrl]

shoot

 

[lands11]

cunt

 

[LiquorLanch]

call her a moob that gets them biddies every time

 

[450out.]

call her a qsxedgfvh (the 'q' is silent)

 

[El_Barto.]

Just leave really obvious pauses when you would use a swear word. "awww mother____"

It will make her think of the word herself and realize thats worse than you saying it

 

[washparkdub]

This WOMPS!!

 

[connecticunt]

Called my friends little sister a sweaty vagina last week and she cried.

call her that. bitches dont know what to reply to being called a sweaty vagina. youll get her good.

 

[ThatMNkid]

alternative languages my friend

 

[gotti]

What the french toast?!

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Bollocks

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I learned something new

 

[ohmyglob8]

just yell halts maul its german for shut your snout, or call her a puffdar its basically calling the person gay