Alright u ignorant fucks

CHORIZO

CHORIZO

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I did it, i figured out the perfect ski snack. You make some spaghetti and of course you made too many fucking noodles you chimpanzee. Take those god damn noodles and shove em in a zip lock bag. Yea u could put ur meat sauce in there too but that shits messy and u would need a fork. anyways, that sweet sweet sgetti is now in your pocket and ur skiing and ur like oh my belly has a rumble better thrust some pfood down mi throat. boom cold sgetti noodles. carbs. energy. doesnt get squished unlike most pocket foods.
 
Or, you know, trail mix, but this works too. I like to just fill my pockets with water, "Oh thirsty? No prob, suck on my pocket".
 
Same idea, but with tortellini is even better. Then you get pasta and CHEESE!

*disclaimer: don't use meat tortellini. That shit will spoil and you'll spend your afternoon in the ski lodge bathroom... if you're lucky to make it there in time
 
cook a full thanksgiving dinner...then put left overs of everything into a plastic zip loc bag and mash it all up with your hands so it is like a turkey, cranberry, stuffing, potato gogurt...then snip off the bottom corner of the bad when you're ready and squirt into your mouth.
 
topic:CHORIZO said:
I did it, i figured out the perfect ski snack. You make some spaghetti and of course you made too many fucking noodles you chimpanzee. Take those god damn noodles and shove em in a zip lock bag. Yea u could put ur meat sauce in there too but that shits messy and u would need a fork. anyways, that sweet sweet sgetti is now in your pocket and ur skiing and ur like oh my belly has a rumble better thrust some pfood down mi throat. boom cold sgetti noodles. carbs. energy. doesnt get squished unlike most pocket foods.
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13556638:Sno. said:
snip off the bottom corner of the bad when you're ready and squirt into your mouth.
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Add the fucking meat sauce you sauce and add some paremesan cheese as well, put it in double zip locks then use SNO's trick and cut the inside bags corner off and eat it like an icing tube. So easy you can have a squirtel or two on the lift every few laps, no need for breaks. Divy it into two or more bags and it fits in your pocket
 
13556638:Sno. said:
cook a full thanksgiving dinner...then put left overs of everything into a plastic zip loc bag and mash it all up with your hands so it is like a turkey, cranberry, stuffing, potato gogurt...then snip off the bottom corner of the bad when you're ready and squirt into your mouth.
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Dinner smoothies thats a power move
 
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