Alright. Drunk no ?#%&$ given.

Finkle

Finkle

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Alright. Well my girlfriend of 4 years Decided to break up with me today...well technically yesterday. So it's 5 am and I am hammered. More than 5 attempts at bringing some girl home. All failed. My game has been squashed. Out of the loop. Forgot how to even do this. I know this is going to be a shit show. I don't care. Help me through the hardest breakup of my life so far.
 
really? couldn't even score some my girl just left me sympathy pussy? ouch, dude. maybe consider not getting shit showed if you're going to try and pick up girls...or at least wait until you've sealed the deal before you get embarrass yourself drunk.
 
Was not over drunk in front of the females. Or much of a pitty party either. Tried to hold strong to the old ways. Just didn't work like it used to. Girls have changed and I feel so out of the loop. I was about to buy the ring son.
 
You need time brotha. Pity sex isn't going to ease the pain any less, even though it may feel better in the short term.

just do the one thing every man must master at some point in his life:

Stop giving a fuck...
 
Pretty much this haha. My best friend's girlfriend broke up with him a few weeks ago after a little more than a year. He called me to go out for a drink. That turned into about 10 drinks, at which point he decided he was "back in the game." I had to attempt to wingman for him while he made an absolute fool of himself with 3 different girls, then decided to go home. It was kind of sad, yet also hilarious.
 
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