Alpentalik is a Bitch

pabst

pabst

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What the fuck is up with this guy? I'm not a huge voice on this site or anything, but I still browse the forums quite frequently. Every fuckin' time I see this kids name pop up he's either being an asshole, an jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck. What the hell is this guys deal? Does anyone know anything about him? What a cock, people like him are what gives this site and skiing a bad name...why hasn't he been banned? Someone should get on their horse, this shit is getting out of hand...skiing shouldn't be like this.

 
shh

Dude, jeffy, that girl sounded as smart as a piece of toast. - Said by Schmuckelberry Pie aka Schmuckels the clown aka Jeff Schmuck
 
hush.

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
You have it all wrong:

He is always, not either, being an asshole, a jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck. By the way, what is the difference between an asshole, a jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
 
waht do you guys think-he IS alpentalik , or a friend of the previously stated.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
yea, i was thinking that to. and if he's not he deserves to die. alpentalik is the only person that brings comstant humor to the board

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
i remember when his posts made sense..... then his icon changed and it all went to hell...... but anyways, shut the fuck up you noob. if you havent noticed, if people were banned from ns.com for being retarded, then there would be like 3 members. sure more ppl to watch over the forum and make stricter rules would be good for those random threads that r like 'suck my asshole' or something liek that, but still, its what makes ns.com fun

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
leave erich... no one likes you

wait i meant to put Pabst inested of erich

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
man I like alpentalik, I don't really post much but I'm always on here and I think he makes good points as well as giving comic relief, hes a nice guy so lay off

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
what exactly is erichs icon? is it muppets or somthin?

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i find him to be hilarious

one of the funniest on the site

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SEIZE THE CARPE!

Team KanIbaLL

EAT SHIT AND DIE HONKEY
 
hey erich.. does your car like gas still?

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
Ya, I remember when alpentalik would post stuff that made sense and was coherent, than something about painting your house black with pink shutters and he's never been the same since, ahaha.

_DECAfilm
 
i remember that to.

he's like michael jackson

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
pabst is just pissed becuase he is cheap beer, but not a 40...what?

''Give one dude a BJ, shame on you. Give two dudes a BJ, shame on me.''
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. um... i sorta got that

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
im, once again, not following erich, but beers good, not cheap beer tho, just the good stuff, not like the shit beer they make here in utah

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i wanna put a stiff long dildo right in pabst ass with no lube so it rips him apart

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
Erich your back!!!!

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
Black house, pink shudders. Best ever.

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-Dan

'This turn coming up is looks really good and bad dude'

'I'm obviously not sober enough to drive trees!'

 
ALPENTALIK IS MY HERRRRROOOOO!

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
hey skierx, he's my hero too. you know, i propose an alpentalik fan club. now to pabst, stop talkin shit out of your ass and learn to smile.

This subversive propaganda has been brought to you by The Republican Army.
 
shall we sign up for the fan club in here?

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SEIZE THE CARPE!

Team KanIbaLL

EAT SHIT AND DIE HONKEY
 
well it's official alpentalik has his own fan club

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SEIZE THE CARPE!!!

Team K*an*I*ba*LL

EAT SHIT AND DIE

proud member of the ALPENTALIK fan club
 
nevermind, i'm out, i don't want to be the first to join.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
I also hate alpentalik, you know how much money i spend cause of him?!?! 5$ x 3217 thas on UNDERWEAR AOLNE!!, and boxes of kleenex for when that Bass makes me tear or ejizzulate?!?!?!?!? He makes me ski on Black smokes that i made twin tip with my burning poop! and bent it with my toothless mouth!

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
 
and who spells there name erich? whats up with that? iv herd of erik and eric, but an h... come on

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
yea, wouldn't that be pronounced air-rich? what the fuck? now that's just fuking wierd. i'm definately out now fo sho

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
that IS the way you pronounce it - air-rich

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
holy crap, it's attack of the bitchy newbies!

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
gdawg your sig is hilarious

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SEIZE THE CARPE!!!

Team K*an*I*ba*LL

EAT SHIT AND DIE

proud member of the Alpentalik fan club
 
Haha... I must admit that that was a quite thorougly correct description of alpentalik... and those are all the reasons we love him, too. Sad, isn't it?

 
alpentalik is funny! and calling him a puppet fuck pabst was totally a rookie mistake and understandable. So we'll forgive you ..... this time.

what is a puppet fuck by the way??

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'Just Jib It'
 
Alpentalik is talented. He has a good command of the English language and uses this to full effect, creating some witty banter which I always enjoy reading.

I wouldn't agree with your comments

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
call me chivalrous or old-fashioned, but if you've got a problem with someone, deal it with him privately. no need to go slandering his name on the internet. go duel or something. but seriously c'mon, hashin' on people on the internet is what 13 year-old girls with 'backstabbing' friends do. i mean c'mon, haven't we've all been to geocities or tripod and seen all their pink sites and stolen lyrics?

 
psssst. switch skodeo is a crybaby!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'my head has been battered with a concrete beer mit'- no other than the infamous Bawb
 
wait wait should it be the Alpentalik fan club? or the Erich fan club?

*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
 
i dont like him either

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i dont see the point in a fan club for someone u actually talk to

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
that guys my hero

he cracks me up so much,

and one guy doesnt give skiing a bad name

thats a dumb excuse

puppet fuck

 
Alpentalik is great. . . though he doenst' make sense much of the time anymore. whatever, he's funny, and i actually read things he posts.

WA skiers are cool. I'm a WA skier. I'm cool. You know, Washington apples are cool too. . .
 
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