Almost just fucked up NS

[.SHAGGY.]

Hey NS this is the first time I've ever been grateful of my occasional paranoria. So NS I went to go put on a pair of underwear and had a thought there could be a spider in them. So I turn them inside out and to my surprise there's a fucking spider crawling around inside. So I kill that motherfucker but NS just think about how fucking weird that would be finding a spider crawling around your junk. This shit just weirded me out. Also NS have any of your paranoid thoughts ever been true?

 

[Joebin]

Are you actulyisdolan?

 

[Tinga]

or if that was a radio active spider and well you know the rest. you could have missed out on a great opportunity.

 

[Rafiki]

you wear underwear at home?

 

[.SHAGGY.]

I decided to get my shit together and put some on

 

[cbj]

I would wear that underwear and kill the fucker with my buttcrack. I always get paranoid when I'm having sex when my parents are home

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Just the idea of a spider crawling inside my pants weirds me out.

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Perhaps but a risk I am not willing to take

 

[jaredmdub]

i was paranoid about coming into this thread and finding out it was pure shit.

it happened.

 

[MNS]

Stop posting

 

[Rafiki]

you probably missed the spider holding this sign

 

[erikK]

 

[theBearJew]

But you could have been spiderdick, shooting webs out of your penis making it crawl up on tons of shit.

 

[roddy116]

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Anymore stupid than you're shitty threads?

 

[johnnyBuz]

This thread has ...

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[zwiefel12]

One time in college I was playing some video games and my roommate told me there was a giant spider crawling on my dresser... I had my top drawer open (underwear and sock drawer) and it was headed right for it. I paused the game and looked over just in time to watch the spider crwl right in. I finished the round I was playing and went over to my drawer and pulled out all the socks and underwear and shook them all out, flipped every pair inside out and never found the spider. I was freaked out paranoid forever about putting on underwear with that giant spider in them. It was a sucky last couple months.

 

[JAHpow]

I thought this thread was going to be about how OP actually almost fucked up NS.

It wasn't and I am disappoint.

 

[Dustin.]

It would be crazy to be able to shoot a spider web from your dick and swing around a city.

 

[WaffleMaster]

This thread has convinced me to always check my underwear, unless of course you're making this all up. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE MAKING THIS ALL UP.

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Sadly no this event has now made me do the exact same thing.

 

[Swaggermager]

Sort of relevant, once I was spanking the monkey and a spider was crawling along the desk so I tried to sweep it off and accidentally swept it right into my crotch right under my sack. One of the scarriest moments of my life

 

[Rafiki]

YA RODDY YOU ARE SHITTY THREADS

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[.SHAGGY.]

Holy fuck well that better than it landing in your dickhole