All lax bro skiiers...

yeah dawg i love rocking turf shoes, half calfs, pastel shorts, a lax pinnie, sweet shades, a croakie, and a sick lax hat

then, wearing my sweet outfit that looks totally fresh, i go into public places with my bros and make a ton of noise and act like an incredibly loud arrogant fuck but it's all mitigated because i, in fact, play lacrosse
 
Bro, you must get so many girls bro! Like shit Bro, I wish I could rock all that shit but I don't play LAX Bro. Im super jealous, Bro, I bro down to your bromination of the world!
 
skiing and laxing are two mildly expensive hobbies. you'll probably pay more to ski, but its more worth it. rich people need something to do in the spring, so they play lacrosse. and hockey and football players.

thread jack. i wanna see some goPro footy of some stick tricks.
 
LOL quality comeback..

it's one thing to play lacrosse, it's another thing to act like an arrogant fuck about it. There's kids going to D1 schools from my school, and all the good kids are not lax bros, all the shitty kids are..
 
to play lacrosse you need to use the word "wicked" way too much. i know it's the whole east coast thing, but still, it gets annoying as shit. personally, the lacrosse ship has sailed for me. sure, a lot of the D1 guys may not be bros, but i would say 80% of the sport is saturated with bro-ness.
 
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