ALIENS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!

[cheddafries]

i just got two texts from the fucking future!!!! i dropped my phone and it turned off, i turn it on and i have two new texts. my first thought was like damn i'm popular, but then i remembered i'm a complete fag. so i check the messages and they're from fucking ALIENS!!!!

the first text i got(get?) in(on?) thursday, august 5, 2032 at 9:11am

the second/last one i got(get?) in(on?) saturday, may 7, 2095

ALIENS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!

Courtesy of Newschoolers.com

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

lol

 

[Milksteak]

I'm nervous...

 

[andy_boy]

Hahahha that's so awesome. They sent you a funky smiley at the end of that last one.

 

[thelizards]

that video gave no validation to your story

 

[Nathn]

lol

 

[.jr]

post their number on 4chan. plenty of dick shots will be in route.

 

[Mooserz]

 

[andy_boy]

õ-;

I'M FROM THE FUTURE

 

[FBGM]

maybe they're your descendants trying to communicate with you

 

[carbon.pulse]

hai aliunzzz

 

[Goku]

scurry

 

[skiierman]

you should take a knife to your neck and if aliens are really talking to you, they'll send a message to you before you do it telling you to twist the knife for more affect. that's the best way of finding out.

 

[Schlop]

TRANSLATE IT RIGHT MEOW! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY

 

[ECB]

They are from Tiando,

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/548711/

It basically explains it all, I'll text em later and see why they texted you of all people

 

[andy_boy]

What are you, a struggling novelist? Or just looking for attention? That's the second time I've seen you link people to that stupid-ass thread, and judging by how hard you're pushing it I'd bet you've done it more than twice...

 

[ECB]

Yes, you got me, I'm a struggling novelist. My book actually is going to be released August 28, at the same time Glen Beck is giving his speech. My novel is actually fact, and The Honorable Beck will be discussing my novel in his speech. Any times aliens come up on NSers, I show feel that the people should know the truth, the truth about aliens, BP, and drugs.

 

[doobiebrotha]

And you should stop being an angry Ginger... Know one takes gingers seriously so just, stop!

 

[ECB]

NO ONE will take you serious either if you can't spell NO ONE right, just saying.....

 

[Aaaron.]

those aren't aliensIT'S A MAP

 

[doobiebrotha]

Atleast I'm not always angry!!

 

[ECB]

If you had sex with your family, you'd be angry too.......

oh and i threw in the "just saying" to show i was mad at you

 

[doobiebrotha]

I said I'm not always angry, just sayin....

 

[ECB]

Touche

 

[Aaaron.]

i am confused out of my mind

 

[panojibber]

Before you were pretty much always connected to the internet on your xbox or playstation I would set my console's clock to like 2100, and I'd have save games from well over the future. But texts? Damn. You should make a movie about it hahaha. Completely possible.

 

[ECB]

Every time I went to a hotel with my parents when I was younger, the first thing I would do was change the clocks. Say it was 9:30, I'd make it 4:54, just to fuck with my family.

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

You're fucking useless.

 

[alex.bgk.]

always gives me the chills

 

[MadSteezin]

The alien-like-cryptic smiley on the second text convinced me that the aliens want to suck your dick...

 

[1337]

hahahahaah

 

[oreopancake.]

Haha, the first sext from the future, nice.

If this happened to me, I'd actually be scared too.