alicia keys

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fizzlefry

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shes hot but..... she used to be white and now shes black. what the fuck?

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i swear she used to be white. now shes black. did you see her?

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haha, I just kinda realized that too. weird.

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but she used to be like super white vampier slayer if you looked at her now shes really dark.

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she's one of those ppl that had like a white mom and black dad and they can look either way depended on lighting/makeup/tanness

yay skiing

 
buried under 1cm of make up, she did look white, even though she's black.

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Hot, ugly, black, white, whatever, she has an amzing voice.

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^true dat

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yean man, anybody heard the intro to Sarah Burke's segment in Red Tape? Awsome voice man.....

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Alicia Keys used to act/talk like a total thug when she first got big, but now she seems to have toned it down a bit and it makes her that much more appealing...at least that's my thoughts

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someone wanna post pics?

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Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
I really dislike her music and her voice, everything sounds the same like, almost like it's gospel, sure she's hot but I just really hate her music

 
no dude...she's got some serious talent. it's nice to hear a real trained musician who can really blow and tickle the ivories at the same time. and yes, i meant that to sound kinda dirty as well as how that sentence was a compliment to her music.

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