ali g

THROW THE JEWS DOWN THE WELL

also, at geo. washingtons house..'so did they go jetskiin in the river. diddy's house is way better, he has way more bitches'

to sam donaldson:

'how do you spell your name'

'D-O-N-A'

'no, how do you spell sam'

funniest shit ever

 
the jew episode

and

if wife cheat on me i crush her...when we have sexy intercourse - borat

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

Word.
 
borats the man If he ran for president I would vote for him.

'My wife, shes scared of them man, with the chocolate face!'

God is an American.
 
We have a problem in country...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
so... there's these terrorists who 'ave some'ow managed to get a grenade inside the queen's poonani nani, and i 'ave forty-eight hours to get it out.

a grenade where?

in da poonani nani

well, we're more of a science fiction company

well what if it took place on a space ship?

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Ali G : Is the brain's memory any good?

C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect.

Ali G : Then how come I can't remember me pin number?

C. Everett Koop: Well...

Ali G : I think it's got like a '4' in it...

C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.

Ali G : Well, that's obviously not the real reason.

C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth.

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Team Fresh
 
haha, i love that show...

It's so fucking funny, he argues with like everybody and stuff. The episode where he interviews the senator (I forget which one) and he's like, 'i know you smoked up before this shit...' and the senator just smiles and ali's like, 'Ah, yeah you did!' and the senator's like, 'Well maybe just a little...' and Ali's like, 'A little?' and the guys like, 'Ok, I may have smoked a few...' was pretty funny. And so was the one with the farm. 'HOly shit, what the fuck is that?!!?!?!' 'It's a chicken...' hahahah

haha, and has anybody seen his graduation speach at harvard? Fucking hilarious! and it was at Harvard! What were they thinking?!

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Borat is the fucking shit... my favorite episode is when he goes to the dating center and trys to tell them he needs a girl with plow experience but not much... so funny, for all of the people that havent seen it you are missing out on one of the funniest shows ever, I love the part where he is the gansta dude and in the beginning there is a Mt. Rushmore behind him with George Washington, Biggie Smallz, Ali G and then tupac... BIG UP YOURSELVES, RESPECT.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
haha, borat is fucking hilarious!

and I forgot to mention him dancing with the fucking distustingly nasty chicks every episode!

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ali g was the best on the eleven o clock show before he had his own program and did all this stuff in america, its still well funny now though.

 
or when he had this expert on drugs in his show and he asked him all these retarded questions...like what if you only sell hash for charity? ahahahahaha!

did you guys see his movie? ali g in da house was teh shit

EUROPE KICKS ASS
 
'its eight in the morning and the is the earliest i've ever been up, and im in the middle of the fucking desert. Why? for the loose 'ippy bitches' Thats the funniest fucking show ever. You gotta get the whole sesion one on dvd, its hours of non stop laughing. The best is when he asks newt gingrich if the republican party if the want him and his homies to do girls in the 'butty', so there wouldn't be abortion.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
 
The movie is halerias... hes like

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Ali G-what does R-E-S-T-E-K-P-A spell.

One Guy- Restekpa yah thats rite... 'looks around'

_______________Another PART_______________

Starts to have sex with his girlfriend, finishes

Ali G's GF- is it in yet??

________________Ali G Show_________________

Afgani guy-Base Ball Is like our Sport Were We Release them into a feild, Shoot Them and then have a party.

_______________Beginning of the movie_________

Ali G-Ooooooh yah thats nice lick it... I like that.*looks down under his covers*

Ali G-Oh TUPAC NOOOO!..*dogs liking his wang*... What eva... **then his mom walks in**

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
when he asked pat buchanan about blts. that was so damn hillarious!! and buchanan is talking about mustard gas and hes just like 'well whatever he puts on those things. if they're plain or whatever' so funny! then he starts talking to the vet about all the sick animals in vietnam.hahaha the man is a genius

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
haha, yeah he was trying to talk about WMDs and he kept saying BLTs and after a while Buchanan started saying it too...

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i dont watch it religiously.....but when i saw it he was showing this guy a picture of his siter but then like hte next picture of was him fucking her and hte guys were like ummmmmm

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
the one at the dog training facility:

Ali G: why do you use dogs, why not use something smarter like dolphins

~Bon Bons

Ridonkulous Productions

Exodus Headwear.. 'movement of the people'
 
I have a friend who sweats that show so much

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

RIDEblunt

 
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