Alex Martini- Definition of Student Athlete

[TheDankNugler]

College is a time when you are a student. But sometimes you can be an athlete as well. 99% of student athletes fail out of school and work at Mc D's. But Alex Martini once again cannot be stopped. Although he appears to be no longer going to college, he still is. And at the same time he is skiing better than anyone else in the world. He studies stem cell research at the University of Florida and drives to Colorado during the winters to excel his skiing ability. Alex works with the anti drug company D.A.R.E to help prevent drug use among young teens but to support it in adult teens. Alex is also working on his new ski, THE MaRTINIWEENI. It will be made by the amplid ski company and will hopfully be out by 2009. The MaRTINIWEENI will be the best ski ever.

 

[artfullydodged]

ok...

 

[SHastatahoe]

Alex Martini sounds like a snowlerblader name.

 

[Kitzrow]

Alex works with the anti drug company D.A.R.E to help prevent drug use among young teens but to support it in adult teens.

..bahahahaha

 

[jacobg]

sounds like a cool kid

 

[CraigAK]

i didnt even catch this at first. lol

 

[danedegruyter]

your so gay. your giving him a bad rep by doing this

 

[Kitzrow]

they're definitely friends if not the same person

 

[PeteyG]

yea hes stagin him hard core

 

[HeathR]

I dont think those facts are accurate. Only around 98 % of student athletes dont graduate.

 

[Kitzrow]

Also gotta love "Although he appears to be no longer going to college"...

 

[par_ker]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[comeatmebro]

hahahahahahahaha!!

 

[TWoods]

beautiful.

 

[Hornbeck]

self hype is so hot right now.

 

[Nico_G]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i roflcopterd

 

[triebby]

wow

 

[Billiards.]

Oh Ehm Gee what an incredible person.

 

[NickMartini]

Hahahha i love how everyone thinks this is alex posting these, i think it would be twice as funny if it actually was...

 

[Capurnicus]

I've always known Alex to dabble in those stem cells, but I need him to send D.A.R.E. to my house immediately.

 

[scofield]

if only alex had any work ethic, he might be all you say mike

 

[OCTO_TRUCKDRIVER]

welcome to ns, home of self hype

 

[scofield]

welcome to ns, home of the clueless claimers

 

[.Capn.]

"College is a time when you are a student"

HAhahaha

 

[DaLiNeRiDEr21]

is alex matini a fag?

 

[Caveman.]

best part of the thread!

 

[.brian]

lolz

 

[fountain.]

wow, truly amazing and motivational.

 

[el_chupacabra]

definitely one of the funnier bumps i've seen

 

[Eric_D]

2 year old pointless thread

 

[bob_dole]

alex martini for president!

 

[travis_halverson]

I heard DARE didnt work that well

 

[BxB]

HAHAHAHA said it perfectly scofield
this thread is A+ material

 

[nickyp]

 

[Nati513]

Im pretty sure or almost positive that alex works in a resturaunt in Boulder..