in his memory, i hereby name a 3 to stall to 3 back in on a wallride an alec stall. do one in his memory
'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple