alcohol tolerance

man, nobody's bragging about how much they can drink...fuck its better than talking about what pro said this or what pro did that...or who's the hottest female skier.

I'd rather talk about partying than that bullshit anyday...non ski gabber is so much better than ski gabber and this is exactly why...don't playa hate.

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
I gave a friend of mine who had no money and no alcohol like a 1/4 of a mickey of scotch. he turned into the most drunken/depressed mofo ever. it was almost funny.

-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
 
i usually drink 10-12 beers in about an hour and puke once or twice if its on an empty stomach, and last tine i did that if you had givin me a gun and a ride, i would have killed 20 people.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
well while were talking about inebriation, at the same party i was talking about before, this kids trying to look tough by showing us how fast he can down a bottle of whiskey. so he eventually gets to the magic point, where you can tell they're probably not going to make it home. so i tell him if hes so tough, hes gotta prove it by standing on one foot. he lifts up one leg, and falls face first into the table. haha, i laugh and we all share a good time. he gets up, confused, and asks what just happened. i say, 'hmm im not sure, maybe if you stand on one foot it will refresh my memory'. and i swear, he falls face first onto the exact same part of the table. well moral of the story is, if you dont want a tube stuck up your dick to feed you, and dont want to get your stomach pumped, then dont try and look cool when your not at a party.

'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed calogne in my eyes' Russell

 
you can look cool anyways, jsut in other ways, dont make an idiot out of yourself

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
its only 35% or something. Man a mickey does nothing to me anymore. If I drink a 26 im good for a while but i need some beers still. I guess when I was in grade 6, a mickey got me pretty fucked too

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
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