Alcohol Co. Claims Every Drip Of Alcohol Poured over Womens Breasts Before Being Bottled

[Brenone]

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/comapany-claims-booze-touched-breasts-bottling-article-1.1172175

Just call it a Hooters shooter.

A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.

The brand sells rum, whisky and vodka, necessary for making a truly dirty martini.

Want to get close to a Playmate of the Year?

The booze brand brags that its barrel-aged whisky has been thoroughly splashed on the ample bosom of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/comapany-claims-booze-touched-breasts-bottling-article-1.1172175#ixzz28GCH6ySu

 

[Petey.]

 

[deleted5]

why? that has be against some kind of health code.

 

[artfullydodged]

Who even cares what it tastes like!

 

[1337]

you must not like women

I'mokwiththis.jpg

 

[RubberSoul]

man people are lame

 

[theBearJew]

Imagine the girl who does that. Approached by the company, hey lady, were gonna pay you to pour liquid on your naked boobs, cool? Okay you start Monday.

And I like boobies.

 

[deleted5]

I do like girls, but unless my face is in those tits while its being poured i don't want it. i'm not that despite, and i do enjoy my drinks to be untainted.

 

[Tinga]

do they like stand naked in a tub and pour it over them then collect it from the tub? I guess this is more a question of technique.

 

[theBearJew]

You probably only like Virgins too...

 

[Petey.]

lost

 

[artfullydodged]

I think its a sink like thing called a tittie tub?

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

that's kind of gross. i mean, don't get me wrong, i love me some tig ol' bitties but unless i'm drinking it right off of this model, i have no desire to have my booze poured over her tata's.

 

[J.D.]

Hold on, lemme just request a tour of their production facilities so I can observe the process. Will report back.

 

[theBearJew]

NSFW?

 

[artfullydodged]

Ah yes, the tittie tub. There she is.

 

[Brenone]

Im with ya.

 

[beezey]

For the most lonely of men

 

[Spinoza]

this sounds okay to me, will never buy it though

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Me gusta

 

[1337]

10/10

 

[geteducated]

coming to a frat house near you.

 

[crieschl]

I don't know why but I lost it here haha

 

[STwoops]

we approve this message

 

[roddy116]

lol and yes i approve.

 

[edai]

your a fucking slut shut up

 

[Smuffy]

For the most manly of men...

 

[sklermang]

stupid.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Thats honestly kinda gross. Like why would I want my alcohol pre poured on some girls chest? Like no. No thank you. I'd rather have a nice vodka and pour it on some girl's chest myself.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

where do i sign up to have liquor poured over my dick

 

[B.Pol]

This is who it is poured on, can you say yes please?

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[B.Pol]

Fuck, I knew I should have previewed it.

 

[sneaky_pete]

would join you.

 

[Peter.]

180 bucks for my vodka to be poured over some tits?

i can do that myself

 

[theabortionator]

Best idea ever from a brilliant money making strategy perspective. Fucking retarded for anyone that's actually going to buy it.

 

[Puns]

I really don't care if what I'm drinking has touched breasts. Sweet idea though, I could see the appeal

 

[beezey]

Lawless I've been dating the same guy for 10 months yesterday. I

 

[beezey]

Lawlz*

 

[Alexander_Keith]

now he's stoked

 

[rareison]

Lol wasa reading the article and my grandma came up behind me and asked if I was doing my homework lololol. Didn't see it though

 

[beezey]

also fuck you man im sick of these negative ass comments coming at me for no reason. You litterally have nothing against me other than trying to start shit with me you attention whore. Becoming ns cool takes more than being an asshole to me

 

[SkiJay.]

this.. if i wanted my vodka poured over tits i would do it myself