Airport tricks...

Steezy_IN_KC

Steezy_IN_KC

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So i am leaving for vegas in 28 hours...
Today my friend Cie placed an ad of me in Vegas as "gay man looking for a gay experience" Needless to say today i got a few phone calls and annoying texts (fortunately no pics!) wondering when i would be in town and what i wanted to do...
Long story story short i found out that he was the one that placed the ad and all that jazz. So instead of getting mad, i decided to get even.
We are on the same flight flying to vegas at 6:20 am... its gonna be a bitch getting up that early. So what i have decided to do is strategically place a 12 inch black double sided dildo that i picked up at the local head shop today, along with half a bottle of strawberry flavored spermicidal lube.
I cant wait to see his expression when they pull him aside to ask him what he wants to do with the lube and dildo. I will do my best to get a picture. I don't think it will be that big of a deal to the security guard... at least i hope he doesn't get arrested. Who knows might make a better story in 20 years :)

 
They won't pull him out of line for having lube and a dildo. You need to put like some other chemicals in there that could be combined with lube to make a bomb, but that would still be explainable in the event he looks suspicious. If you say "Hahahaha I put that knife there it's fine," they're not gonna give a shit and neither of you will be getting on any plane.
 
Well in that case....

Don't stop at just lube and a one dildo. You need to have like all kinds of weird shit, throw some apple gags, latex full body suits, hand cuffs, etc. Any weird sex items you can get your hands on.
 
Yeah, if its over 5 oz. they will stop you for water.
I think i have all my bases covered... I will keep you updated.
I will try and go in before him and have him come through with the other 5 dudes we are flying with. That way i can have the gopro rolling. MCI airport is pretty wide open in security and all the different airlines have their own security so a crowd shouldn't be a big problem for the best view.
 
jet black.... the fleshy was significantly more unfortunately.. pinching my pennies incase i have a big double down hand in black jack :)
but good question sir.
 
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Would be better if you could somehow hide it on him and glue a piece of metal on it. I have a feeling they have seen dildos go through the scanners before.
 
yes he will get pulled out and searched if the lube is bigger then 3oz and not in a plastic bag and not removed from the luggage. should be funny i doubt he will get in any trouble
 
You and your buddy may be in for a rough ride when he tries to explain that it's not his since you're not supposed to allow anyone else access to your baggage in any way.

Make sure you're plenty early enough as I could see you both getting held up for a bit on this. Something tells me the TSA won't see the humor in it.
 
Ha yeah I'm on a plane right now, and at security the pulled me over for having like an 8 oz bottle of water.
 
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