Airport security

my buddy was going through security and there was a drug sniffing dog so he called him over (he's a dog guy) and started petting him and stuff and the dog was liking it and just sat down (that's the indicator for drugs) so security came over and went through his shit for like an hour.

Then another time I had a can of chocolate frosting that I was eating (you know it) and my bag was going though the x-ray and they kept on rewinding it and calling over their supervisor and shit. So they open up the bag and one lady goes through it and pulls out the can of frosting and was like "yeah, this is it. Sir, you can't have this on the plane." So I was like "oh... well it's just frosting" so she opens it up and sees the marks from my fingers just digging out scoops of frosting and starts laughing for a good 5 minutes that I had it just to eat it by itself, and she let me take it.
 
I accidentally flew with a knife in my backpack once, between Vancouver and Calgary.

A friend had dropped his knife in the car so I brought it back to school in my pack and forgot about it. My bag got searched at the airport, and my pencil case was in it, with a compass inside it. They thought that was the metal that appeared on the screen, and when I got to calgary I realized there was a knife at the bottom of my backpack...

Needless to say it isn't that hard to bypass security.
 
Haha, frosting is epic... I feel so bad eating it but it's so damn good...

Anyways, that story is amazing... that has to suck so much for that guy haha. I had condoms going through security once, completely forgot about the aluminum on the inside and I didn't want to take them out in front of the old security ladies so I kept on trying until they searched me and an old man found it... sigh...
 
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