AIR sex

haha...jedi mind dick tricks...no match for hokey religions and ancient wongs

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
man, i had a dream last night that i was hitler and i had to kill a room full of people..but they weren't all jews.... i think.....but they all had snowboards...c'ept this one skier....but i had to kill him too for the netterment of the race...it was messed cause one of the boarders cracked the guy beside him over the head, bent him over and raped him up the ass....holy shit i had to kill them all then....homo sbowboarders?!?!?1 sorry, can't deal wit dat

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
k guys, i had to bring it back, it makes me laugh every time i read it....I think it should go in the NS hall of fame for good threads. but then again, im full of myself and my ego rivals that of....uhhh...say........well, no one even compares to me.....cept that hot chick that gives killer head...

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
I had a really fucked up dream while on drugs after getting my wisdom teeth out this summer. But I don't remember. BUT there was go karts.

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
i had a dream like that, except it was only the air sex, no fighting with yoda

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
yeah? were you just flying and fucking?

details details man

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
it started out kinda the same; i saw a hot bitch, wanted to fucker, started to, then all of a sudden we were hitting this huge table, but we just kept fuckin, then i forget the rest, it was a while ago

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
but I like the stairs!!!!! wahhnnnn!!!!!!

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
so i think im gonna change my sig now

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
word

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
nice you brought this thread back so has anyone accomplished air sex yet

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
shit that was funny

you like? tops it all off

congrats

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
 
ud surely be asking for some serious pain if u went through with this in real life, cool idea tho

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
yar dude

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
Air sex sounds dope... but i guess a trampoline does work. And that was a dope dream, i love those dreams with completly random things.

What about Sky diving sex???

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
wtf, why bring this back?

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
thought id bring it back.....again.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
yeah really.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
is that rideau centre guy still there? its an interesting proposition...

'The only bond this campaign is rekindling is that of my ass to the toilet.' - Maddox on people bonding to mcdonalds because of 'im lovin it'.

Joel

 
yeah but im in calgary now

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
yeah but im in calgary now

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
The concept seems simple to grasp, and seems easy to do....

just do it while you jump out of a plane, haha, oh man that'd be such a friggin rush
 
"ok, picture this....you're waiting in line to hit this sweet 40 foot kicker...in front of you is this super hot skier chick.. (all skier chicks are hot...even if they're ugly) and you whisper to her in her ear that you want to fuck, right here right now."

that got me all hot and bothered.
 
i totally just went to your pictures and checked you out. my internet girlfriend is a cutie pie!!!
 
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