Ahmet Dadali...

This one time i went hiking in the woods and i saw a gerbil scurry

through the brush and i chased after it and after a good while of

chasing it i finally caught it. When i caught it i asked the gerbil

what he was doing in these parts of the woods and he told me he was

scared of the mini sasquatches ( just like normal sasquatches but

really small but extremely strong ) So i asked the gerbil his name and

he said his name was ted so i figured i would take ted back to my

house and hang out with him. Little did i know that ted was just a

disguised mini sasquatch and when i went to bed he crawled out of the

cage that i had made him and started killing my family...
 
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told you id give you the money when i get to slc, but now i dont really care, your table was gay make one outta fucking plywood dont by a beerpong table. shits weak. and if i sound like a dick to everyone, then good this is a hilarious thread haha. also im not east indian or even close. and not arab.
 
WHY IS THERE A COMPUTER IN THE KITCHEN?
OH MY GOD, STUPID AMERICANS, COMPUTERS SHOULD BE HELD ATLEAST 10 FEET AWAY FOR WOMEN
 
yeah you said you would pay me when you got back. you said you would get back in May. the start of May. almost two months later....sheee....
 
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