AHHH SO LEGIT!!! TRIPLE AND BEYOND!!!

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so there's a whole lot of talk lately about double flips and how they clearly are the best and only future for skiing. double flip 1620! double flips on rails! double flips off rails! double flips in between rails! it's sooo sick and is progression to the MAX.

BUT

today while i was imitating sammy dumont's hexxxo flip with a fork and two french fries i accidentally dropped the fork and it spun out of control and landed in my friend's gravy and made a huge mess! that's when it hit me.

DOUBLE FLIPS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING.

how red bull would it be to see triple and quad flips. BAWWWWWW so dope. imagine jon olsson vs sammy dumont with a big booter and timed fireworks when he stomps the shit out of a stept flip (DOPE term i invented for a triple flip 1440) robot fuck hot!

discuss the exhilarating path of combo flips that skiing has now embarked upon.
 
theres a point where you cant put any steeze in it. dubs are cool. we need bigger jumps for triples
 
i thought it was going to be another one of your unimaginative complaints, but then you went and used "red bull" as an adjective like that. genius.
 
from now on everything that is X-treme will be refered to as Red Bull.

"dude bro, you shoulda seen chad at the skatepark today, he was pogoballin off the deck of the 1/4 pipe and landed on some kids head, so Red Bull he went to the hospital!"
 
I hear Jon is training triples... whether you like it or not skiing will progress in all directions

that did make it sound like I was all for it though. not really
 
It has been mentioned but i would just like to extend further congratulations on your usage of "red bull"
 
triple 1440! would be so totally radical if it hadn't alredy been done by aerialists. isn't it called a tornado... or hurricane or something extremely gaper like that?
 
this thread is so red bull, i love it. i wonder just how big pro skiers are going to keep going. there has to be a stop point.
 
Calling it now. Sammy Dumont busts a single double front-back in the next X-james. Its only a matter of time people. Get with it
 
I opened this thread ready to be pissed off, and instead was treated to one of the more creative and hilarious Original Posts I have read on this site.

10 out of 10.
 
okay i may be a little hung over but what the fuck is this kid talking about. He was using french fries to show a trick to his friend. Dude, how fucken high were you. By the way this thread is so not red bull.
 
i think mike wilson tried a triple in push. he got the rotation but land ended weird. like a front roll. it was red bull
 
hahahaha A tornado???? where the shit did you get that from????

It would be full full full, or lay double full full or something like that
 
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