all this stuff ive stolen from peoples sigs
-Take'er easy, if she’s easy take'er twice... and if she’s that easy give me a call.
-"... french girls say oui... spanish girls say aaay papi"
-Life Is A Bitch Grab It By The Breasts.
-Just shove your fist in her asshole. Girls think that's really romantic
-just remember...its not rape, just surprise sex
-Plus, she has boobs
-......................Trying is the first step towards failure
............you beat me to it.
-I get more ass then a toilet seat
-98% of people die at some point during their life
-EAT FOR FREE!!!(go to you friends)
SKI FOR FREE!!!(go ski urban)
GO FUCK A GOAT!(do it)
-It's all about ass... either you lick it, or you kick it
-Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?
-If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing
-We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old becase we stop playing
-What happened to the skier who hit the snowboarder?
the snowboarder cried.
-that jokes is gayer then aids
-your mom is for people who cant get laid
-Make turns, not war, drop cliffs, not bombs, bomb hills, not people
-Yeah raping girls is wrong, but drugging fat chicks so they puke everywhere is funny
-Procrastination is like masturbation, it's really good at first, but at the end, you realized you just fucked yourself