Advice thread

[steezerampage]

lay down some advice or words of wisdom

 

[Fintendo]

if you want to juice and extra 2 years out of your career you gotta learn handplants.

 

[tostein4]

If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations

 

[skicraze123]

" keep ur piimp hand strong and slap they faces (backhand, of course), then eat their babies"

 

[skijunkiedtm]

a profit of god speaks

 

[snowXrider540]

only beat off 4 times maximum per day, any more and your cow could eat your penis.

 

[killabees]

cocaines a hell of a drug

 

[Mat.]

this is my advice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz-TryhQO0s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvice%2Etypepad%2Ecom%2Fvice%5Fmagazine%2Frap%2Findex%2Ehtml

-Matt Curry

 

[JayDope]

shit happens when u party naked!

 

[eyes.a.fire]

dont hate the player, hate the game!

 

[joetyson]

if you wash with soap youll get clean if you wash with squirells you get bitten (old canadian proverb)

 

[slaydave]

bahahahaha omg that struck me really funny...

 

[quixotic]

If you fail, Just give up. Makes it easier in the long run.

 

[errrka]

i disagree. hate the player, not the game.

 

[zylstra]

When life touches you....Touch it back.

 

[killabees]

if youve had an irection for 4 or more hours, see your doctor.

 

[pns513]

don't shave your balls or ass hair

 

[Pklink04]

hell, im calling my friends if that happens

 

[killabees]

im calling a hooker