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i forgot about this, its so funny. like a few weeks ago me and my buddies were all wasted and bored and we made a porno film with action figured, it was so fuckin funny. we used hulk hogen as the guy and the mom from a dollhouse. hogen had the karate chop action too so we made him smack mommys ass the whole time, it was hysterical. and we played a porn really loud in the background so we had the sound effects and everything. then we had stone cold bust in the house and caught his wife sheating on him(mommy is his wife) and then him and hulk had a fight and ended up having a three way with mommy. it was awesome. i wish i had it on dv camera id post it up. its on my shitty RCA 8 mil from like 90 lol. ill try to get another one on my buddys dv cam and ill post it up.

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theres a barbie porno on kazzaa, its funny. ken fuks barbie and they are hitting eachother and it gets bloody. ruff sex

 
^ thats fuckin hillarious

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anyone ever see the movie porn n' chicken??

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hahaha ive seen that barbie porn.

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yea i masturbated to that barbie porn...i mean, uh, um, shut up.

Anyone see the sock puppet porn on the man show. That ruled.

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ha thats great.

My friends and I made a tape of Sex Instruction With Barbie, staring leggless Ken and armless barbie.

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wtf

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porn n chicken's on right now, theyre talkin bout that porn n chicken charter. you now what else would be good? porn n pizza.

 
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