Absolutely and utterly dissapointed

averageMIskier

averageMIskier

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I am writing to you as I stare out of my freezing as shit dorm window at Kalamazoo College. I am in Michigan. I am pretty sure I am the only kid at my college who knows how to hit a rail, let alone film for some urban. Therefore I set out to set up a sick ass urban rail all by myself with barely an inch of snow on the ground. I first went to the back of some random ass building and stole as many pallets as I could fit into the trunk of my car. I then went back and set them up to form a sort of lip as not to waste snow. I filled the area around the pallets and leading up with leaves and stuffed the pallets themselves with leaves from the trees. I then realized that there was absolutely no snow nearby. Take note that this was a 6 hour process. I then went to try and harvest snow from cars around campus and the tennis courts. I ended up filling a tarp and 6 trash bags full of snow. I then started to lay my snow out and formed a lip. I left the rest out excited to hit my rail and went to take a dump. While dumping some asshole, or assholes decided to destroy all of my ramp and lip and feed in and steal all of my 5 pallets. All of this work for nothing. There are only 1458 students at my school. So I have to find out eventually who committed the worst crime I can think of at this moment. I need suggestions as to the ultimate prank/ evil trick/ bullshit thing I can use to really mess with whomever decided it would be awesome to fuck up this obviously time consuming structure.

Fuck my life
 
You should be disappointed in yourself after what you did. The only solution is to get breast implants and become a whore slave in Bangkok as your punishment.

**Disclaimer: Did not read a single word
 
Steals pallets and then gets mad about someone stealing those same pallets from him. If this isn't a life lesson I don't know what is.
 
It took you six hours to realize there was no snow? And now you're complaining that someone stole your stolen pallets? Lawlz
 
They probably didn't think they were stealing anything, and just looked at your thing and went "wtf, those don't belong here." Would you have put those pallets back? Anyhow, next time you can take your dump in visual range.
 
I don't care, sure. I didn't read that block of text, hence the disclaimer. But based on the responses in here I wasn't too far off
 
Welp you should've gone to Boulder then instead of Kalamazoo College if you wanted to hang out with fellow skiers and go skiing. That's really all on you buddy, time to grow up and realize that you've only got yourself to blame for what does/doesn't make you happy in life. That being said, I know there are hills in SW Michigan that you could shred at.
 
Suprisingly enough im totally happy where i am. I am completely happy getting a wonderful education for extremely cheap for my parents. I can have all the fun I want out west once i graduate. I get all of december off to ski as well. just pissed some assholes tried to steal my drop in as a joke. Campus security is cool as hell too and is trying to help me find it.
 
kzoo college is one of the better colleges in Michigan and one of the most expensive ones. And it's tight how anyone who went to highschool in kzoo gets free college (correct me if I'm wrong).

Oh and come to cburg and shred with me.
 
Lucky for you Adam Schrab runs the terrain park at a ski area only 15 min from the Kalamazoo College campus. You are supposed to be smart to get into K-college so you should already know this shit. Find kids from Western to hang out with. A lot of skiers there believe it or not!
 
Education > Skiing. I love skiing and I'm at a school where the closest ski hill is 3 hours away. You can always ski on breaks
 
people are giving OP are hard time, but in reality that must have been so frustrating. Six hours?! I once spent hours building a huge jump in what I thought was a safe place only to come back in the morning to find kids running over it with a sled and has pretty much take a 3 ft wide by 6 ft tall jump down to about six inches. It was incredibly disheartening. But cheers to you OP, sounds like you have your overall head on straight. Get that college education and a great job, go skiing afterwards :)
 
Uh so campus security is cool with people hitting rails on K-College campus? Score! My friends and I have been looking for good places to hit urban... If you could possibly pm me the whereabouts of the rail that'd be awesome. Also if you want more snow for preseason shredding go to Wings Stadium and get some ice shavings
 
I'm gonna have to disagree on this one. I would much rather get a decent education at a state school and ski 3-4 times a week than a pretty good education and ski 3 times a year
 
My advice would to be to try building more portable things to reduce setup ie) Jib Ladder, Wooden Lip.

You could also buy a port-a-potty or a bucket with garbage bags
 
I live in Michigan in the summer and Colorado in the winter. Its a pretty great fucking life. Michigan is way better than people give it credit for. Crystal clear water and sandy beaches.
 
same thing here, i was hitting a railthat was near a sledding hill, i built a pretty good kicker, and as soon as i get to the top of the hill some kid runs down with his sled and just obliterated it.
 
I find this comment totally ignorant... not everyone has the luxury of going out of state to fricken Colorado to pay upwards of 20,000$ in tuition. Some people make due with what they have, Michigan or elsewhere... which is I guess what op was trying to do. Unfortunately he failed miserably.
 
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Kalamazoo college is a private school and tuition is $35,000 a year. Boulder is $32,000 for non-residents. Sooo yeah. And if you actually read my comment, you'd notice I said there are hills to shred at in SW michigan. My point being OP could easily "make do" with his situation in SW Michigan by going to the ski hill during winter and find fellow ski buddies there. I say all this based on my own college experience and the time I've spent in SW Michigan myself. So, in all honesty I find your own comment rather ignorant since you basically have no idea what you're talking about.
 
Exactly what I was thinking. They were probably pissed someone stole their pallets, filled them with leaves and buried them in the snow.
 
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