A random question that's probably never been asked on NS

[AstroKush]

Is there a clip of morbidly overweight skier doing a butter trick out there?

 

[MarkusFin]

Yeah I saw some dude break both his skis trying to butter some time ago, I think he tried to claim he skied into a ditch or something. No video though, sorry.

 

[weastcoat]

Yeah I saw some dude break both his skis trying to butter some time ago, I think he tried to claim he skied into a ditch or something. No video though, sorry.

Didn’t he say it was the skis’ fault and they were supposed to be made for that or something?

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

No but that would be HILARIOUS.

Its out there somewhere bud

 

[SofaKingSick]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?

anyway he isn't anywhere near obese but noah curry is a dude who comes up when people ask for videos of bigger guys shredding (which he does) so maybe you should look through his edits for some butters. just a thought

 

[WoFIowz]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH.

I laughed

 

[CLQ]

 

[JoeF2661]

That doesn't do it. All I saw was a healthy looking dude getting sick with it. Show me a 300 pounder and we will talk.

 

[MarkusFin]

That doesn't do it. All I saw was a healthy looking dude getting sick with it. Show me a 300 pounder and we will talk.

I think the point was to bully eHeath

 

[AstroKush]

Reminder- morbidly overweight means at least 100lbs overweight.

Bring on the clips or photos, let's see how durable the skis are while buttering.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

how did i know the video even before it loaded

 

[cultrara]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?

Bro, do you even NS — running a joke into the ground is our bread and butter.

Welcome to the shit rodeo, Ricky.

 

[Julius_Steezer]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE DITCH. yes, some dude broke his skis and blah blah blah let's move on, ffs could you run a "joke" into the ground any more?

Not as much as he ran his skis into the ground

 

[CLQ]

how did i know the video even before it loaded

Because you posted the video like 20 times a few months ago and know the thumbnail

 

[eheath]

You guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again

 

[SofaKingSick]

Bro, do you even NS — running a joke into the ground is our bread and butter.

Welcome to the shit rodeo, Ricky.

except sun = ditch

 

[CLQ]

You guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again

FUCK

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

You guys understand that there are zero shots of me skiing in this video right? poor effort, 2/10 would not quote again

sorry dad, these imbeciles never do you justice

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/414866/Evan-Heath-Promotional-Video--2007-[/video]

 

[AstroKush]

Close call, props to the big dude for trying, he couldve pulled it off if he had more air time

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