A Freeskiers guide to drinking, in 5 easy steps!

[RRhighrider]

total injustice this is one of the best threads ever

 

[Billiards.]

hahahaahh sooo funny!

 

[footcrunk]

yes homo?

 

[ArmadaSkisUK]

Thanks, at least someone sees my point.

 

[.Roockley.]

so who holds what position in the crew?

james the village idiot, thats all i know

 

[put]

priceless, a better thread couldn't have been made

 

[JQ89]

wow i was laughing so hard at this one

 

[.j.Scrilla]

Well its fairly obvious isn't it.. you only need to look - Steve Agressor.(left). look at him, cmon boys get those shots down you. shit he's a racer and done seasons in France, what else would you expect James yea thats easy and well Jib_NiNjA720, (in middle) do you have to ask?

 

[Karcher]

i hate
kfc

 

[N.L.]

every person i know that has suffered a knee injury, was out drinking the night before. drinking causes extreme dehydration, and muscles tear instead of stretch when you're dehydrated.

 

[ArmadaSkisUK]

Ok, thanks for bringing the mood of the thread down a notch... Our guide does not promote skiing after a night out and says that it is dangerous...More fool to the people who hurt themselves while skiing hungover, their judgment was most probably impared. and their brain slower also due to the dehydration.

 

[Jwalk]

steering wheel of the car

 

[foxy_brown]

Muchly improves this particular drinking ski crew JiB_NiNjA720 is the token hot chick!

Nice work with the additives.

KARMA KARMA KARMA all about the god damn KARMA unity. ha pipe down its impressive as it is. boost mine!

 

[.j.Scrilla]

Wow you sound like a really cool guy maybe we could hang out sometime, I'll get the beers in

 

[A_Longley]

cool story hansel.. now go get yourself a life

 

[.Roockley.]

haha still makes me laugh now

 

[Matty_C]

i feel the gaper-that-thinks-he's-not-a-gaper needs to be included. not necessarily part of the crew, but you always bump into this guy on a night out. obviously, he spies the newschooler-type attire your crew is rocking, and approaches to talk ski. unforntunately for him it rapidly becomes clear that he's a gaper when he starts talking about the 360 iron cross he stomped that day and spouts wildly inaccurate assertions on skiing in general. this guy, unwittingly provides much hilarity for the crew as they encourage his stories of ripping "death trenches" (i actually heard this guy refer to a couloir he allegedly skied as as such). indispensable to a proper night out.

 

[skinakedfast]

This is fucking awesome. Do you have a guide to drinking on the mountain?

 

[thisandthatfilms]

i must have missed the memo

 

[knows_butter]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2483454/Snow-teens-go-on-binge
See if you can beat this 13yo snowboarder's effort.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

in france they didnt let me in with my balaclava, then i told them i had a broken ankle and they let me trough.....
-logic.....

 

[...WIBBS...]

Subway in the UK is far better too... UK is far better

 

[jib_danboy]

i do agree this is a must for a top night out!! to the thread creator a fine job sir very highly rated i will refer to this next weekend

 

[Fayeee]

yeaaaaaah, thats epic

 

[petesguitar1]

Always overshoot - never knuckle = painful but awesome!
+++karma

 

[IceCreamer]

That was awesome.

 

[Liveezy]

No man, it was the terrace behind the white vauxhall that gave it away for me. Props for a funny thread.

 

[OneLove_skier]

haha sweet

 

[flobadob]

this is greaaaaaat, i'm going out tonight so i'll form this crew