A Better Ultimate Question

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

i saw the other thread, and the first thing i thought was that this question is better
So you're locked in a room with your clone: Fight or Fuck
read the whole article before you decide, it's well thought out
http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/

oh, and merry christmas

 

[Shark.]

interesting...

i would still not fuck it though, because either way you look at it, you are in a dude's butthole, and a dude is technically in your own butthole, so it is still gay secks.

 

[Spinoza]

honestly ive thought of this before, but i still dont know. seems pretty gay

 

[Leveroni]

shits gay.

 

[mark.p]

I think it would be awesome to fight myself, not in the fight club kind of way, but me v. clone. That would be the greatest fight you could get. And this is coming from a guy who avoids fights at all costs. The only problem is if my clone actually killed me. What happens then?

 

[saucybiscuits]

fuck. im sexxxy.

and i cant fight worth a shit.

 

[OhMyBosh]

fuck forsure. you already give yourself a handjob when you masturbate...

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

neither could your clone so it would be a fair fight

 

[Jimmy.]

IT WAS LACED!

 

[OAK_TREE]

no.
i would fight myself and hope for those fights that happen in kung fu movies. like an epic 15 minute battle that has me and my clone flying through the air crouching tiger hidden dragon style. then the end happens like mortal kombat with my clone standing a daze and over a loud speaker someone yells FINISH HIM and I then rip his heart out with my hand.

 

[Totes_Magotes]

it's on topic:

 

[Jib-Ninja]

i would definetly let myself suck my dick.

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

sometimes these are not funny. but this one was hilarious idk why. + karma for giving me a good xmas lolz

 

[IceCreamer]

clever.