A baller orange Nixon watch, Road bike shoes made of kangaroo, and a full face moto helmet guaranteed to attract moto chicks

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Tired of not having road bike shoes made of carbon fiber and kangaroo leather for your size 10 feet? Buy these:

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Tired of slamming your extra large head on the cabinet doors putting away the dishes? Buy this:

http://www.pinkbike.com/buysell/1041311/