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Forrest.Gump

Forrest.Gump

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if a major league player tests positive for steroids, they get the *

if a pro skier has trained "freestyle" in to the aerials swimming pool, they get the *

if you got to the pool, hit the quad kicker, with perfect form, ya lil bitches.
 
aerials is insane.

the chads with * are afraid of the aerial kicker, into the bubbly pool

respect perfect form,

what is trained freestyle? an oxymoron.
 
I actually agree with this ngl. I’m more impressed by a local dude who’s never been coached or been to an academy or usasa or anything throwing a cork 7 then a 12 year old who goes to banger airbags and water ramps and shit throwing a dub 14
 
14578163:SchizoSkier said:
I actually agree with this ngl. I’m more impressed by a local dude who’s never been coached or been to an academy or usasa or anything throwing a cork 7 then a 12 year old who goes to banger airbags and water ramps and shit throwing a dub 14
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i believe you meant "double full - double full" sir , which is childs says jon lillis...

https://www.esquire.com/sports/a16573001/olympic-aerial-skiing/

if spin to win big air is the name of your game, play with the big boys!!!
 
Unfortunately in any situation where there are competitions, especially where money is involved, people are going to find ways to train and game the system, and eventually everyone will have to do that in order to be competitive. Just ski for fun and enjoy it. It's ridiculous to try to be a pro skier (or a pro at anything) and not train. Personally, I think it would be great if there were more local low-level competitions, where skiers who don't want to be a pro and train all the time can get some recognition and maybe a pair of free skis.

**This post was edited on Jan 8th 2024 at 4:46:44pm
 
i'm not a huge fan of our skiing becoming a trained thing like gymnastics or aerials but i actually think you're kinda behind the times on this and this isn't a big threat these days

look at last year's podiums, they are not dominated by robotic TRAINING-oriented people, most of the people winning these days are people who also release dope film parts and/or have NS/dirtbag skier street cred

there are some exceptions but that's great, there should be different types of characters in skiing. theyre allowed to train or not train, this is freeskiing, Skier A can stretch and analyze video while Skier B smokes joints the size of tampons, it really doesn't matter, they're both welcome to see if they can throw down the most impressive shit on game day

the policing shit quickly gets really stupid and reminds me of age-claiming shit. just judge the end result, we don't need to calculate the skier's lifestyle/age/location/years spent skiing blah blah blah
 
i love watching *freestyle, just as much as moguls and aerials and even womens ice skating...

but at the end of the day,

im a freestyle skier

and the *freestylers should take it to the Quad Kicker and respect perfect form.
 
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