8 year old shoots burgular

[skivt12]

Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

haha

i hope the embedded worked if not heres the link http://www.theonion.com/content/video/little_boy_heroically_shoots?utm_source=videoembed

 

[Mr.Panda]

kid looks fucking creepy as shit.

 

[Italian.Stallion]

bahahahaha

 

[.SteezusChrist.]

he fucking smeared blood over himself?

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

Oh my god. Listen to what he says on the news interview, thats so creepy.future murderer right there.

 

[Malcolm]

hahaha. the onions awesome

 

[captainEMERICA]

thats fucked

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahaha so good

 

[pmw]

thats aweful parenting. that gun should not be even remotely accessible for him

 

[scratchproteen]

my god i love the onion haha

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Bahahahahahaha

I fucking love The Onion. Funny shit.

 

[AdolfShitler]

that was lulz

 

[Blurst]

oh my the onion is classic

 

[pmw]

shit i did not see it was the onion, and i did not watch more then 10 seconds before posting! shit i feel dumb

 

[daytripper67]

every time someone posts an onion article, half the responses are from people who think its real. thats insane.

 

[T-Holt]

Hahaha, the Onion's great.

"I've never heard him laugh so hard"

 

[no_steeze]

that's why it's funny when cross posted on ns, you get the amusement from the video along with the retarded responses

 

[basedjase]

oh my i love the onion. such great stuff

 

[statuswhitegirl]

the onion is epic, they need a tv show, something on mtv on see you thursdays

 

[Owl]

HAHA that was awesome

 

[c.hale]

some of the responses to this thread are funnier than the actual video. some poeple just cant handle the onion

 

[NSpired]

..... it's not real

 

[Chompo.]

shoot off each of his fingersahahahahahahah

 

[skeedle]

do you think his ears are real?

 

[dwhite]

i think that reality scares me

 

[Dbouch]

Ahahahahahaha I didn't realize it was the onion at first, so I was just muttering under my breath "Holy shit...." the whole time.

 

[C.Wood]

he like the kid from the omen

some crazy stuff goes on now a days

did anyone have the car commercial before and see the ski bag?

i was waiting for them to throw that into the car

 

[SteezyOhio]

lol the onion

 

[twin-tip-hero]

hahahahahahah i love the onion

 

[skivt12]

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

haha this one is great

 

[Yeezus]

is this some kind of joke? aha.

 

[Blurst]

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

 

[BikeMlatt69]

haha this is my favorite onion video

 

[Bittner]

this^

 

[gmack24]

that's my all time favorite...I think I posted that in "laugh you lose" and like 10 kids freaked out wishing the kid would die because how fucked up what he was doing is.

 

[Willard]

you know your a redneck when.......

 

[jamodeo]

i am so happy that isnt real although it brought me back to my childhood when i brutaly raped a nun then eat her face aah the good ole days

 

[carbon.pulse]

Haha the onion is getting better everytime i watch it.

 

[GORlLLA]

Did this actually happen?

...im kidding for you ignorant fucks who were gunna quote this

 

[SteezeBall]

"I shot off each one of his fingers." and "I like the way blood makes me feel." Did anyone else hear this? Kids obviously fucking traumatized. And what idiot dad leaves his loaded gun sitting in the kitchen for his 8 yo to mobb around with. sketchy. sooo sketchy.

 

[EasyEast]

bahahaha i laughed that was pretty funny that kid was super creepy with the whole smeering blood over him thing

 

[purps]

somehow people still don't realize its not real despite all the posts about it...its hilarious

 

[Queen_Selassie]

he kinda claims it too...hmm....

 

[ManOnTheMoon]

I feel like this is completely fake

 

[smooticus]

ahhhhhh children. When i read the title i immediatly thought that i would come in here and post the team america theme song. Then i saw it was the onion