72 Hours

[soulskier]

While it's highly probable I'm enjoying this "doomsday preppers" show a little too much, it got me thinking.

If you had to pack for 72 hours, in a backpack/hiking pack, what are you bringing?

I'll start the bug out bag with a bottle of jergens...

 

[DIX~]

Large black dildo and a bar of soap

 

[.AR6rider.]

Beef jerky and water. All I need.

 

[MountainManDan]

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

a couple fleshlights is mandatory

and maybe some water

 

[squibble]

on a scale out of 10, 10 being butthole sex and 1 being sand covered left hand wank where would the fleshlight fall?

 

[Raz.]

been there, done that. Clothes are really all you need. I also bring a sketchbook and assorted tipped pens/india ink markers, tactical flashlight, and a nice little knife. food can be found everywher.

 

[Dwarftosser1]

A genie lamp (containing a genie of course)

 

[DIX~]

Tactical fleshlight would be much more practical

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

10. that's if you get the butthole one

 

[Dwarftosser1]

What would a tactical fleshlight be like?

would it have like picatinny rails, and a red dot sight, maybe a forward grip?

 

[DIX~]

Able to fold down to size of a pen, waterproof, shock proof, and a rear mounted grenade launcher

 

[thegouda]

hammock, water, lsd