i....cant...wait.
especially if it also involves renaming all attendees with indian names while on duty...and all managers will go by the name Apu. There will also be a clause that if there is a employee of indian or pakistani, or other equally funny accent - that person will be named Apu, and will have control of the store for the duration of the promotion....just to make it realistic.
and thats just the start....imagine the squishee laddyyyy!!