$70 liquor checklist

fourdskate

fourdskate

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me and my friend are pitching in 70 dolla on a liquor run tomorrow because my friend found his fake again. so we were thinking we'd get a case of corona, some alize gold and a fifth of captain, but i'm open to suggestions. he doesn't want to buy cheap 30 packs either, i already asked. so no natty ice or keystone.
 
i spent $100 on 4 fifths of smirnoff and 4 fifths of bacardi. it was an awesome month
 
id say FUCK corona, thats for dirty mexicans, and get a handle of smiroff raspberry and another handle of Capitan and a bottle of Jager and some monster/red bull and have yourself a couple fun nights.
 
well i do live in new mexico, so dirty mexicans pretty much camp out in my front yard. i hate smirnoff raspberry and i'm trying to avoid vodka.
 
hummm, i feel sorry for you then, about the mexicans and all. if you are set on the corona then go for some jose currevo too.
 
jack.

infact, im holding a bottle of jack as i type. a 26er none the less.

and be a man, don't mix. do straight shots. i love it so much. its like bottled rage. awesome.
 
i drink the captain straight, that's why i dig it. and it's only 20 bucks for a fifth anyway, it's not expensive.
 
My advice is to look through the store and find out which alcohol has the most volume, highest alcohol precent and lowest price... then buy a shitload of that.

Its always about whats cheepest. Espically if you only have 70 bucks.
 
I believe Colt 45 wins that one. At least it did the last time my friends and I did the math. But it tastes like shit, so, ya.

$70 worth of Jaeger could get you pretty fucked. Jaeger and JD. Perfect. Don't be a bitch, mix the two and drink it.
 
i dont give a shit if you pay for one out of a hundred drinks...your drinking problem is still nothing compared to mine.
 
one of the first parties i had at my house (i was probably 16) I went on a monster spree with a friend of mine and her fake.

1 bottle of perrier jouet champagne

2 different kinds of absolute (vanilla and 100 proof)

1 handle of raspberry smirnoff

1 bottle of bacardi limon

1 botte of cuervo especial

A few twelves of bbw and some bitch beer

We had booze for like 2 months
 
In all honesty, if I had $70 to spend on liquor, I would buy as many cases of cheap beer as I could. I would go to the nearest liquor store and buy tons of cases of whatever beer was on sale, doesnt matter the brand. I love beer so much, I drink 2 a night and its all I look forward to after 6pm. In fact, I'm going to go get one right now. I have....Coors Light right now, sweet.
 
just get bottles of Dom Perignon and Johnnie Walker blue label. gotta chase the blue label with some champagne to be a true baller.
 
my list of essentials:

jagger

bacardi gold

captian morgan (for after your already too faded to taste)(i'm a pussy with taste)

smirnoff (no flavored shit, thats for chicks)

corrona
 
alright if I had $70 to get alcohal I'd probably go all out cuz I'm broke as a joke and usually drink keystone and maybe some captain every weekend..

- get like a sixer of Guiness to sip on

- get a bottle of jameson or goldschlager

- then get some decent beer like bud light to play pong
 
here we drink taaka vodka. a handle is about $7.50, but it tastes like shit, yet it gets you drunk fast.

but if it was up to me, i'd just get as much beer as you can get
 
get some jaggermeister and red bull, and some captain and cranberry juice, thats where its at

any one else drink captain and cranberry, if you havent you should cause its amazing
 
as people have been saying, get some jack or jagger and do straight shots.

Or else do Canadian Club and gingerale and get crazy rowdy
 
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