How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
THE SAME GODDAMN AGE. AGE IS NOT BASED ON OPINION.
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
OH JEEZ, I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE.
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, ASSHOLE.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
HOW WONDERFULLY VAGUE.
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
"WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB?" PHRASED IN A FUCKING GAY WAY.
Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
SHIT LIKE THIS IS ALWAYS DIRECTED TO THE MOST PATHETIC PEOPLE.
If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
YEAH, AGAIN TAKING A COMMON QUESTION IN PHRASING IT IN A DIFFERENT AND MORE IDIOTIC WAY. PUSHING IF YOU DIED NEXT WEEK/NEXT YEAR AND BACK TO WHEN YOURE 40. HMM I DONT KNOW, PROBABLY THE SAME GODDAMN WAY. THAT'S LONG ENOUGH TO NEED GET A CAREER AND SHIT. FUCK.
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS AND FIND THAT YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN CONTROLLED BY OTHER PEOPLE YOU ARE EITHER 10 OR DOING IT WRONG.
Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
OR DOING THE RIGHT THINGS RIGHT? FULLY RETARDED.
You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do? DAMN, I JUST LET THAT SHIT GO IN THE PAST. I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS WRONG UNTIL I READ THIS.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
YEAH LIKE A GODDAMN NEWBORN COULD EVEN UNDERSTAND MY FUCKING ENGLISH.
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM A PUSSY?
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
NO, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND ART.
What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
OH FUCK, THANKS TO THIS QUESTION IM NOW AWARE IM LIKE A BEAUTIFUL ASS SNOWFLAKE.
How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
BECAUSE TO SOME PEOPLE "CONSENSUAL SEX" IS CALLED "STATUTORY RAPE".
Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster? ABOUT HERE IS WHERE I DECIDED THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR TODDLERS OR BURGER KING FRY COOKS.
Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A CHRISTIAN TO APPEAL TO CHRISTIANS. FUCK COMPLEX TRUTHS ARE WORRISOME ARENT THEY? FUCK IT, SKY MAN DID IT.
What are you most grateful for?
WOW IT'S LIKE THIS LIST IS REVEALING MY SOUL TO ME. I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEING GRATEFUL FOR ANYTHING.
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED. ONE OF THESE CHOICES WOULD LEAD TO TOTAL INCOMPETENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. HARD CHOICE.
Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
IT'S NOT "TRUTH" IF IT ISN'T HASN'T BEEN CHALLENGED AND PROVEN TO BE. UNTIL THAT POINT IT'S CALLED A GODDAMN ASSUMPTION.
Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now? WOW, EMOTIONS FADE OVER TIME? FUCK MAN. I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A CHAINSAW TO MY THROAT THINKING ABOUT HOW MY 6TH GRADE GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. THANK GOD THIS QUESTION BROUGHT ME INTO REALITY.
If not now, then when?
COULD THE AUTHOR HAVE NOT JUST USED THIS INSTEAD OF THE 15 OTHER QUESTIONS USED TO ASK THE SAME THING?
If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
AGAIN, THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN ASKED.
Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever? FURTHER PROOF THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR PEOPLE WITH DOWNS. GOOD FEELING? YES. CONVERSATION? NO. COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT FUCKKK.
Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
MINDBLOWING. GIVE THE CHRISTIANS AN EASY QUESTION THAT IS EASILY EXPLAINED BY CAUSES THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS. DONT BOTHER ASKING THEM SOMETHING THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY CAUSE THEM TO QUESTION THEIR FAITH.
Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
HMM I DONT KNOW. I MEAN, I'M LEANING TOWARDS CONSIDERING THE ACTIONS OF HITLER AND HIS BROS EVIL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE. OH WAIT YEAH YOU CAN. GET THIS PSEUDO-PHILOSOPHICAL BS OUT OF HERE.
If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN 1960. 1 MILLION DOLLARS SPREAD OUT OVER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (ASSUMING YOU ARE UNDER 30) WOULD BARELY PUT YOU IN THE LOWER END OF THE MIDDLE CLASS. UNLESS YOURE A DIRTBAG HIPPIE THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
FACEPALMING SO HARD AT THIS POINT.
Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
GROUNDHOG DAY LIFE REPEAT EACH TIME. SHOUT OUT TO MACKLEMORE
When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in? JUST WHAT THIS LIST NEEDED, SOME MORE FUZZY NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT.
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous? IF YOU SAY NO YOU'RE AN IDIOT. THE LAST 10 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE (ASSUMING AS THIS QUESTION DOES THAT YOU WILL LIVE YOUR FULL LIFE EXPECTANCY) WILL MOST LIKELY BE AGES 110 TO 120. WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO LIVE TO BE THAT OLD ANYWAY. PUTTING THE ATTRACTIVE OR FAMOUS THING IN THERE IS JUST ICING ON THE CAKE. THIS SHIT IS DUMBBBB.
What is the difference between being alive and truly living?
THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS MUST NOT HAVE PASSED THE 6TH GRADE. AT THE VERY LEAST COULD HAVE USED "LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST".
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake? JESUS FUCK.
When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing? THAT IS SOME DEEP SHIT RIGHT THERE.
What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that? SORRY IM NOT CLIMBING A FUCKING GLACIER WHILST STUFFING FOOD INTO THE MOUTHS OF AFRICAN CHILDREN AND FUCKING A SUPERMODEL EVERY DAY.
Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you? YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS
In conclusion, this list will only be found deep or insightful by simpleminded people like yourself and others who posted in this thread. It asks nothing new and it pushes no boundaries. While i could forgive those faults, the repetitive questions and the pathetic attempts to reword the same old shit and failing so goddamn hard at it I find unforgivable. If you feel this list truly impacted your life, I feel sorry for you.
