4x4

oh ya and Im not the girl in the picture thats my friend so dont start hitting on me (coughbrodycough)...

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
Audi's... Underrated? Why, because the trannys fall apart? They are a pain in the ass to work on? I'll agree that S4's are sick. But any of the A series can suck a dick.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
an a4 could definitely eat you

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
A6 can go from 0 to 60 in 3.5 and can reach 160, im sure that the a4 is similar

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
Volkswagen isint that bad either, they have some pretty sweet cars, but the sweetest car for me would be one that runs, because right now i have my sweet bike to get me around = )

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
Neither an A4, nor an A6 could 'eat me'.

And A6 is a mid 16's car if its lucky, even the brand new ones are high 15's. They do 0-60 in around 8 seconds. 7 if their lucky. The A4 is a mid 15's car if its lucky as well. 0-60 in mid 7 seconds. I used to race A4's all the time in my MX-6 and win, and I know for a fact that my SHO is way faster than my MX-6 was.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
Oh yeah, and my car tops out around 160 too...

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
For the record, my friend has a 99.5 A4 1.8T Quattro. And it's slow as hell stock. Real pimp ride, but slow as hell.

And yes, he payed for it with his own money.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
an audi with a sub 4 sec 0-60? dear god that can not be true. the new GT2 911 turbo is 3.7 and that car is $200,000.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
Audi a6 is 6 cylenders, i dont really care if you believe me or not, im just saying that its one fucking fast car...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
my dads A8 would roast all of yalls asses

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
^youre a queer ass monkey douche... and i dont care how fast your little miata is mazda person... youre just way too into this. im certain you could smoke me but um.. yeah... go eat feces.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
hahahah andy puts out real facts but, not one else can. they just say shit and try to make fun when he really knows what the fuck he is talking about.

get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
 
Oh and by the way, i bought the ford with a 351 dropped in it, so don't say shit. I bought it that way, as i did with most of the other parts on it.

get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
 
hahahhaha, this has to be one of the most patetic, yet entertaining topics i've ever read.

for the record, i drive a 04 f150, yes my parents bought it, but not for me, i dont get to take it to college or anything, just drive it while i live at home. BUT dont assume i dont know the value of a dollar, i bust my ass all year working so i can pay for my horse, and ski, just becuase someone drives a nice car doesn't mean they dont know the value of a dollar...

~welcome to squawllywood~

judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends

me: yup

judi: how do you know how to put them on?

me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings

*long, long pause*

Judi: oooooh.....

 
Do I drive a Miata? No... Do I drive a Mazda? No. I have a Ford. Dumb shit.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
yeah fords

~welcome to squawllywood~

judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends

me: yup

judi: how do you know how to put them on?

me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings

*long, long pause*

Judi: oooooh.....

 
dude how does the new f150 drive.... thats the most orgasmic truck on the market at the moment. do you have a Fx 4x4?

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
haha, making people look gay is so easy...

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
the new f150 drives great, i have the v8(although i think thats standard on all the 04s) xlt supercab 4x4. its got a fabulous suspension system, doesnt feel like a truck. had a single problem with it. by far the sweetest truck fords ever made... i'll put a pic up tomorrow..

~welcome to squawllywood~

judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends

me: yup

judi: how do you know how to put them on?

me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings

*long, long pause*

Judi: oooooh.....

 
isn't that the one with the 'quiet stell' and the automatic shifter is on the center console, like a car?

get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
 
'haha, making people look gay is so easy...'

You seem to do it to yourself quite often... In fact... every time you post.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
yea, but its only the lariat that comes with the shifter in the console, but its really quiet,

~welcome to squawllywood~

judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends

me: yup

judi: how do you know how to put them on?

me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings

*long, long pause*

Judi: oooooh.....

 
i have a 96 ford ranger 4x4 with 31' tires and it drives good in the snow, does good doughnuts and beats civics, so im happy.

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'Sal is a dumbass'

-my dad after watching the x games
 
Atlanta, if you're so fucking rich, why can't you afford your own icon? Give Marlin his back. And stop saying 'Yall', every time I read that I want to hit someone.

I'd post more, but I don't know that much about cars and I don't much care, it's just transportation to me, and if it looks cool, so much the better, but I'm not racing it anyways so there isn't much point to it being fast and guzzling gas. If Hybrid's weren't so fuckin ugly I'd want one of those. What moron designed the Prius anyways?

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83
 
haha...

~welcome to squawllywood~

judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends

me: yup

judi: how do you know how to put them on?

me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings

*long, long pause*

Judi: oooooh.....

 
Who knows... I hate it, but my dad's really into it. Yuck.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
If your looking for a car that gets good milage then check out the jetta TDI's. They run about 47 to 50 mpg of diesel on average. My dads got a new one and they don't even sound like a diesel. If you really tried to stop and listen you could tell. And if im not mistaken it costs about the same maybe less, but i could be wrong. Thats is a great car, and fast as hell for its engine size. It only has 90 HP but has 160 ft/lbs. of torque, so its got some get up. Also it looks good. I like the jettas over any other volkswagen. On a 14 gallon tanmk of gas (thats all it holds) it can run about 625 miles.

get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
 
where the hell can i get new icons.... and i have to say yall im from the south////

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
you go fucking find them. Or make your own. Or in your case just pay some graphic designer to make you one.

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I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May
 
I'll make you an icon for 40 bucks, you can paypal it to me at andy@thestaticnetwork.com

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
HAHAHAHAHAH

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I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May
 
2000 jeep grand chero. lerado, V8 4.7 Liter engine, sony flip down lcd stereo, and i had and i am selling right now my 15 inch viper sub and 700 watt amp, 260 with shipping..

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
Im 17 and I own a 98 cherokee XJ. I'm sittin at about 7' of lift on 35' tires. It's a mixed and matched lift with a longarm setup. I custom built a 9' Ford rear axle to replace my C8.25. I spent a year and a half researching about the stuff to make sure it was right the first time. I had to sell a DeLorean to get the money to buy the stuff. My mom did help me a LITTLE on the purchase of the jeep, but everything else I paid for. Oh and I'm not one of those poser people, I wheel mine hard here in Colorado, and plan on hitting up Moab some time soon. Peace.

 
hahaha. This thread is definetly the most patheticaly hilarious threads on this site. Like andy, I drive a mazda MX-6 and spend 1/2 of all my paychecks on mods. It gets so damn addicting! I have just replaced the headers and went to a cat back exhaust and I am looking for a good blower for it. I have a question though for andy, I love the look and the fact that you dont see Mx-6s everywhere like civics, but some parts are hard to find. Where did you get them?

 
good luck with the supercharger, i hope you get new piston rings, gaskets, and everything else. Because the engine won't handle it.

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I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
 
I know. That is why I am looking around. This thing is going to be as expensive as hell, but think about how fast it would be! Its still just an idea.

 
yea that shit will fly

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I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
 
audi has bad trannys? news to me. The audi DSG transmission is like the best tranny in any stock car. It uses the Porche Double Klutch technology from the 956/962 Lemans cars. Audi has some of the bitchinest drivetrains money can buy.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
221 is right, but the a4's are a big car for the small 1.8L I4, the car alone would be slow but then u add in the quattro system and it takes the power and splits it into all 4 wheels so u have 1/2 as much, even with the 3.2L the cars not going to be fast but they handle amazingly in snow and get good gas milage for an awd

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
well my car is a POS 1992 honda accord - it gets ok gas milage and is relaible, and im happy to have a car. my dad has an 03 lexus lx470, and my mom has a 2000 mercedes e320 wagon. i dont even try to race any of those cars, nor offroad. but the lexus has a nifty button that you press and it raises and lowers by 2 inches each way.

what
 
thats so the body kit wont hit curbs when u park it has nothing to do with off road riding

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
I'm sorry but the experiance I and people I know have had with Audi have really killed any liking I had for them.

And for the MX-6.. parts are EASY to find. Check MX6.com for a good discussion board. You can check out corksport.com, spmotorsports.com, rr-racing.com, throw me an IM if you want to talk about MX-6's... I don't have mine anymore, I have the SHO, but I kind of wish I kept it.

-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.

I coulda been king.

But in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king, baby!

 
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