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hellomynameisjef

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Once upon a time, there was a young boy, and this young boy was having

his 10th birthday. His father thinking that it was an important day for

his young lad, said to him, 'You can have anything that you want for

your birthday'.

The boy thought and thought. Finally, he said to his pop, "Dad, I want a

green golf ball." The man was surprised a bit, but decided to humour his son.

And so, the boy recieved 1 green golf ball for his 10th birthday.

On this boy's 13th birthday, when he hit his teens, the father once again

walked up to the boy, and told him what he had before. The boy thought. And

thought. Finally, he said, "Dad, I want 10 green golf balls." Now, the father

was slightly curious about this, and he almost asked his son why. But then he

decided that it was just youthfulness, and left it at that.

Upon graduating from High School, the boy was once again given that same

offer by his father. He thought and thought and thought. Finally, he went up

to his old man and said, "Dad, I want 100 green golf balls." Now, the father

was very curious about this, and asked his son, finally, why he wanted the

balls. The boy just said, "Dad! It's a secret!" The father backed down, and got

the boy his balls.

When the boy graduated from college, his father once again offered him anything

he wanted. Once again, the boy thought. Once again, the boy walked up to his

father. He said, "Dad, I want 1000 green golf balls." The father decided that

the boy knew how to live his life. But still he asked, "Why, son? Why do you

want these green golf balls?" And once again, the boy said,"It's a secret,

Dad!"

And then came the war. And the boy volunteered himself for his country. And

when he came back in one piece, his father said, "Son, I will get you anything

that you want!" And the boy thought. And thought. And he said, "Dad, I want

10,000 green golfballs." And the father could not hold back his question any

longer. "Why? Why, son? Why do you need these green golf balls?" And the son

looked at thim, and he said,"Dad, now, I told you that it was a secret. Please

don't make me tell you." And the father backed off.

The boy got married. His father walked up to him, and offered him anything he

would want on this joyous occasion. The boy thought and thought and thought.

And thought. And, finally, he said,"Dad... I want 100,000 green golf balls..."

And the father, keeping calm, asked why. Why the boy wanted so many green golf

balls. And all the boy could do was look at his father, and say,"It's a

secret." And the father kept silent.

Then, tragedy struck. There was a car accident. The boy was mortally injured.

And the father went to see the son in his final hour. And he asked his son if

there was anything he could get him. And the son whispered,"Father... Please

get me 1,000,000 green golf balls..." And the father almost wept. He said,"Son,

please tell me why you want these green golf balls..." And the son looked at

his father, and he said, "Alright, dad..."

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And then he died.
 
I CAN SURVIVE IT ONCE, I CAN DO IT AGAIN. MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA

IM GONNA FORCE FEED YOU MY FROZEN PISS, MIXED WITH EGGS AND ARTICHOKE1!1!
 
YOU WOULDNT DARE YOU COCKGOBBLER

IM GOING TO RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN FEED YOUR BEATING HEART TO A DOG AND THEN HAVE A HOMELESS MAN EAT THE DOGS POOP
 
I NAME MY TURKEY COCKGOBBLER, DONT YOU EVER USE THAT AS AN INSULT, YOU BASTARD.

AS FOR YOUR HAND DOWN MY THROAT, YOUR DISGUSTING PERVERT SELF WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU? YOUR DISGUSTING AND YOU WILL NEVER SUCCCEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GOING TO BURY YOU 30 FEET IN THE GROUND AND THROW ROTTON EGGS AT YOU UNTIL YOU AGREE TO MY EVERY WISH!!!!!!!!!1
 
TRUE, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU REPLIED MEANS OBVIOUSLY YOU LOST TOO, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. ALSO, TO THE POSTER ABOVE WHO WARNED US OF THE LONDON BRIDGE... HOW WILL WE BUILD IT UP MY FAIR LADY?
 
MY 4000TH POST NEGRA, BUMPING THIS FOR YOU BEN SHOULDA COME UP TO THE LOAF, ANYWAY W00T
 
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