30,000 calorie sandwich

mmm nice sandwich

I leave it up to you

I hope you find a good excuse

Because I've given about all that I can give

I could try to count the times

That I've been through this in my mind

But I'm running out of fingers

And I don't have that much time

-Thrice
 
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wow.

- Patty

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that is crazy

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Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432 cal

who uses that much oil? i hope that was only for the deep frying...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
 
Where can I get one, and how much do they cost?

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why would you put onion rings ON the sandwich

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that bitch could not eat that all. the battery thing wass such bs

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hell, thats a heart attack on a bun

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the fuck? he cannot claim to have consumed 30,000 calories in one sandwhich. 20,000 of those calories were in the canola oil, which was not consumed. He may have ingested a decent amount of it, but no more that 1/8th of it. and to me, 1/8th of 20,000 is only 2500. so lets see, take off at least 17,500 calories from 30,000 and we are left with 12,500. and i didnt get into the butter at all. 30,000 my ass. But it did look like a goood fuckin sandwhich.

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looked gross as hell when he was making it.... the fuckin meat was sick soaking in all the butter and oil and shit

 
yeah, i think you would pbly die if you ate 30,000 calories in a few days.

Man whats the matter with that cat there?"

"must be full of reefer"

"full of reefer?!"

"yea man"

"you mean that cats high?!"

"sailing"

"sailing"

"sailing lightly"

 
yeah that was pretty much the grossssssest thing i have ecereee n !!ghm

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try it...it's so fucking good. A place i eat in the mall has a cheeseburger and they put a giant onion ring on it...good eats.

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"dude what the fuck is in there..."

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"dude, it's fucking wet...oh, like the drink?"

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that would be excellent if you were on a crab fishing boat, or something strenuous along those lines

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true, you would also probably explode with pimples after about an hour.

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Everyone likes sandwic hes

JOhnny Mosley once said 'What if it snowed in San Fransico?' What a good quote don't you think
 
thats fucking nasty how they didn't clean up the pan after cooking the bacon. I looked like shit but it was probolly good.

red bull, it gives you wings!
 
that doesnt look to appetizing, but something everyone needs to try: American sandwich: make a steak, put it in some bread, throw a portion of fries in there, ketchup if you like, and a fried egg, soooooo delicious!

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indeed, those are served at allllll the panini places in annecy, so good....

- Patty

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cool

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haha moi aussi derriere mon bahut, et dans tte les stations de ski on en sert... Miam...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
that is just fuckin funny. look at the other sandwich at the top of the page. it actually looks good to eat.

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quand on les sent venir, c'est là qu'on sait que ça va etre bon...

- Patty

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